Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
But you can call me Log. I run a lovely inclusive pub in Nottingham and do an absolutely gorgeous podcast called Regular Features with my friends. Wrote about video games for a bit. G with the LBTQ+
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Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
· Oct 19
A hetero virus has made everyone straight, forcing us all to go on a voyage of self discovery to find the core of our queer identity. I am restored when I see a topless guy wearing two seatbelts
I’d go to the doctor with that
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’d go to the doctor with that
Just walked into a busy smoking area, said “chuffers galore” without thinking and immediately wanted to bully myself
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just walked into a busy smoking area, said “chuffers galore” without thinking and immediately wanted to bully myself
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This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
Had a first date dream that was going well until i saw a toilet in a garden and insisted on having a go on it. Unfortunately i started squirting out of my protruding coccyx and fell backwards into a hedge. My date walked off, tutting, so it probably wasn’t meant to be. Dodged a bullet there tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Had a first date dream that was going well until i saw a toilet in a garden and insisted on having a go on it. Unfortunately i started squirting out of my protruding coccyx and fell backwards into a hedge. My date walked off, tutting, so it probably wasn’t meant to be. Dodged a bullet there tbh
It’s taken hours, days! of jokes, but I’m finally ready to click that link and finding out what the pope’s four favourite films are
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s taken hours, days! of jokes, but I’m finally ready to click that link and finding out what the pope’s four favourite films are
Trying to explain my observations on the behaviour of Daily Quests on your Duolingo multiplier to my boyfriend, fully aware that he does not care at all and just wants to learn a bit of welsh
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Trying to explain my observations on the behaviour of Daily Quests on your Duolingo multiplier to my boyfriend, fully aware that he does not care at all and just wants to learn a bit of welsh
The stir fry section in the big Sainsbury’s has gone! I had to go to five separate aisles to get everything. By the last ingredient, I was really getting into the gameplay loop
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The stir fry section in the big Sainsbury’s has gone! I had to go to five separate aisles to get everything. By the last ingredient, I was really getting into the gameplay loop
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PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all
Lost half a day to trying to place all the pubs around mine that were open in 1889, onto an 1881 map. Gonna put it up in my toilets to make my more dedicated drunks nostalgic for a time when booze was all there was
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Lost half a day to trying to place all the pubs around mine that were open in 1889, onto an 1881 map. Gonna put it up in my toilets to make my more dedicated drunks nostalgic for a time when booze was all there was
Does anyone repair disgusting dolls who look like they’ve left the door open on purpose, so you walk in on them naked
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Does anyone repair disgusting dolls who look like they’ve left the door open on purpose, so you walk in on them naked
Magnum PI = 6.284
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Magnum PI = 6.284
You know when you watch a movie with a horrible twist for a second time, and an irrational part of you thinks it might not happen this time? I get the same wild optimism whenever I walk past this pillar. God please let it just say it this time
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
You know when you watch a movie with a horrible twist for a second time, and an irrational part of you thinks it might not happen this time? I get the same wild optimism whenever I walk past this pillar. God please let it just say it this time
Sharing a toastie at a National Trust and feeling middle-age wither into twilight
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Sharing a toastie at a National Trust and feeling middle-age wither into twilight
A hetero virus has made everyone straight, forcing us all to go on a voyage of self discovery to find the core of our queer identity. I am restored when I see a topless guy wearing two seatbelts
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A hetero virus has made everyone straight, forcing us all to go on a voyage of self discovery to find the core of our queer identity. I am restored when I see a topless guy wearing two seatbelts
Had a dream about a website that was just photos of topless guys wearing two seatbelts. Captions like “sure you’re safe enough?!?” and “wait is that TWO seatbelts?” They looked like they were having a great time though. Made me want to try it
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Had a dream about a website that was just photos of topless guys wearing two seatbelts. Captions like “sure you’re safe enough?!?” and “wait is that TWO seatbelts?” They looked like they were having a great time though. Made me want to try it
Cancelling a flexible rate hotel booking, and rebooking on the day for a cheaper fixed rate is so hot.
The decadent moment when you have two rooms booked, like absolute monarchs. QUICKLY CANCEL IT HAHA hnng
The decadent moment when you have two rooms booked, like absolute monarchs. QUICKLY CANCEL IT HAHA hnng
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Cancelling a flexible rate hotel booking, and rebooking on the day for a cheaper fixed rate is so hot.
The decadent moment when you have two rooms booked, like absolute monarchs. QUICKLY CANCEL IT HAHA hnng
The decadent moment when you have two rooms booked, like absolute monarchs. QUICKLY CANCEL IT HAHA hnng
My mum walked in on me playing Silksong. She said “what’s that awful noise?” I said “I’m playing my needolin to the barking fleas”, and she said “just don’t wipe it on the cushions”. That’s when a drawer slid open and a sock puppet started singing our theme tune
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My mum walked in on me playing Silksong. She said “what’s that awful noise?” I said “I’m playing my needolin to the barking fleas”, and she said “just don’t wipe it on the cushions”. That’s when a drawer slid open and a sock puppet started singing our theme tune
This shopping mall attraction was hollow. You could climb inside it and reach the head, only to find out that someone else was now inside. You were trapped, at the whim of a gurgling buffoon child, newly fed by their mother into the anus of a wooden caterpillar. Of course these days its all tiktoks
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This shopping mall attraction was hollow. You could climb inside it and reach the head, only to find out that someone else was now inside. You were trapped, at the whim of a gurgling buffoon child, newly fed by their mother into the anus of a wooden caterpillar. Of course these days its all tiktoks
She’s so graceful when other dogs come up asking for an autograph
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
She’s so graceful when other dogs come up asking for an autograph
Is horsepower like body iq for horses. if you are a horse and you have 1.5 horsepower can you join horse body Mensa. Asking for a big horse
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is horsepower like body iq for horses. if you are a horse and you have 1.5 horsepower can you join horse body Mensa. Asking for a big horse
I’m going to paint a shed today. Can’t wait to pat that son of a gun on the roof and say “she’s ready to go”
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I’m going to paint a shed today. Can’t wait to pat that son of a gun on the roof and say “she’s ready to go”
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WAIT WHAT'S THIS?
💿There is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE!
🕹️This gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out.
Enjoy!
store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...
💿There is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE!
🕹️This gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out.
Enjoy!
store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...
Earth Must Die Demo on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
store.steampowered.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WAIT WHAT'S THIS?
💿There is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE!
🕹️This gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out.
Enjoy!
store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...
💿There is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE!
🕹️This gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out.
Enjoy!
store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...
Reposted by Jon Blyth
With all that stamping he does, he should be called Michael Philately!
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
With all that stamping he does, he should be called Michael Philately!
Unless you’re some kind of puritanical fun-averse doofus, buy all of Size Five’s stuff and do everything else Dan says here. He’s mint, the games are funny and fantastic, and I’ve never been paid more promptly for any work I’ve done
If you enjoy Size Five and want to see it survive what is a very iffy time for the Games Industry, please do three things with your Saturday:
✅ Wishlist EARTH MUST DIE
✅ Buy a game on sale
✅ Share these links where you can
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive
✅ Wishlist EARTH MUST DIE
✅ Buy a game on sale
✅ Share these links where you can
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive
Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
store.steampowered.com
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Unless you’re some kind of puritanical fun-averse doofus, buy all of Size Five’s stuff and do everything else Dan says here. He’s mint, the games are funny and fantastic, and I’ve never been paid more promptly for any work I’ve done
I’ve stopped slamming my front door, because it makes a big spider pop down to check his web and I’m sick of apologising to him
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ve stopped slamming my front door, because it makes a big spider pop down to check his web and I’m sick of apologising to him