Brad
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im just a guy
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They've got Jar-Jar Binks writing headlines now
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Former Republican Sen. Ben Sasse announced that he’s been diagnosed with “metastasized, stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die. https://cnn.it/45hqdBB
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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if this was me at a public event mourning my spouse who was violently murdered my kids would either have me committed or never speak to me again
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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linkedin job history

Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present
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Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024
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Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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it would be funny if the grinch went down the chimney and hit his nuts on a log and the camera zoomed in on his face while hes going like "doiiiiiiiooiiii" and then he says "right in the jingle bells!!"
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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this is going to be really funny after the crash
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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tombstone that says I'm With Stupid (in Hell) with an arrow pointing over to some beloved husband, father, brother and son's grave that i'm basically ruining for, by my count, at least four people
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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don draper: i propose a toast

walter white: what should we drink to?

tony soprano: how about family?

dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The way Mamiko thought Shohei was going to kiss her but instead kissed Decoy lmao
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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internet is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM