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@numerodix.bsky.social
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This view is kinda nice
August 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This view is kinda nice
Landed a new job with a very serious title, and a personal office.
If you see grease, report it. I will not let this stand.
If you see grease, report it. I will not let this stand.
August 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Landed a new job with a very serious title, and a personal office.
If you see grease, report it. I will not let this stand.
If you see grease, report it. I will not let this stand.
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We’re all here because we’re not all there.
October 10, 2024 at 3:27 AM
We’re all here because we’re not all there.
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eating the cake is perfect i don’t even care about having it
July 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
eating the cake is perfect i don’t even care about having it
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if you haven't learned a fun fact today you can borrow the one i learned: seymour cray, designer of cray supercomputers, attributed his success and groundbreaking ideas to "the elves (who) will often come to me with solutions to my problem" while digging in the tunnel he made under his house
July 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
if you haven't learned a fun fact today you can borrow the one i learned: seymour cray, designer of cray supercomputers, attributed his success and groundbreaking ideas to "the elves (who) will often come to me with solutions to my problem" while digging in the tunnel he made under his house
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i always thought they were called “erm” dashes because you were erm actuallying in the middle of your own sentence
July 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i always thought they were called “erm” dashes because you were erm actuallying in the middle of your own sentence
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(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table..
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
June 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table..
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
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microwave should have random button
May 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
microwave should have random button
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even a sane clown posse would be pretty unnerving
May 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
even a sane clown posse would be pretty unnerving
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None of this would be happening now if Robin Williams were still alive.
April 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
None of this would be happening now if Robin Williams were still alive.
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Less 10x rockstar "engineers" and more grandpas with a toolbox, please
April 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Less 10x rockstar "engineers" and more grandpas with a toolbox, please
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Movie idea:
"Titanic" but icebergs actually make the hull of the boat stronger.
"Titanic" but icebergs actually make the hull of the boat stronger.
April 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Movie idea:
"Titanic" but icebergs actually make the hull of the boat stronger.
"Titanic" but icebergs actually make the hull of the boat stronger.
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me: *empties water bottle into the lake* go, you’re free now
March 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
me: *empties water bottle into the lake* go, you’re free now
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Them: "I know things are really bad right now, but when you're at you're lowest, things can only get better from there."
Me: "Let me introduce you to my friend the Second Law of Thermodynamics."
Me: "Let me introduce you to my friend the Second Law of Thermodynamics."
January 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Them: "I know things are really bad right now, but when you're at you're lowest, things can only get better from there."
Me: "Let me introduce you to my friend the Second Law of Thermodynamics."
Me: "Let me introduce you to my friend the Second Law of Thermodynamics."
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It’s actually a conspiracy hypothesis
January 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It’s actually a conspiracy hypothesis
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breaking all the rules today
January 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
breaking all the rules today
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football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much
January 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much
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You ever think about the size of the universe and how it’s expanding and you’re just like wtf?
January 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You ever think about the size of the universe and how it’s expanding and you’re just like wtf?
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Dorothy: Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.
Toto: Obviously. We're blessing the rains down in Africa.
Toto: Obviously. We're blessing the rains down in Africa.
January 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dorothy: Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.
Toto: Obviously. We're blessing the rains down in Africa.
Toto: Obviously. We're blessing the rains down in Africa.
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still mad that my kids refuse to say "thank you chef" when I bring them their bowls of cereal
January 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
still mad that my kids refuse to say "thank you chef" when I bring them their bowls of cereal
Movie producer: We need to make a really stupid movie. Can you help?
Jason Statham: When have I ever not?
(watching The Beekeeper)
Jason Statham: When have I ever not?
(watching The Beekeeper)
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Movie producer: We need to make a really stupid movie. Can you help?
Jason Statham: When have I ever not?
(watching The Beekeeper)
Jason Statham: When have I ever not?
(watching The Beekeeper)