kat
@notapattern.net
semi-feral after a few months on mastodon, not sure i'm ready to be rehabilitated into another billionaire's habitat.
i was wirehead2501 on the bird site
🐘: https://weatherishappening.network/@kat
(🪞: @tak.notapattern.net)
i was wirehead2501 on the bird site
🐘: https://weatherishappening.network/@kat
(🪞: @tak.notapattern.net)
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(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
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Right in the middle of a White House event promoting their bizarre vision of "health," one of them passed out and required medical attention.
The writers are getting lazier and lazier.
The writers are getting lazier and lazier.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Right in the middle of a White House event promoting their bizarre vision of "health," one of them passed out and required medical attention.
The writers are getting lazier and lazier.
The writers are getting lazier and lazier.
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RFK Jr. immediately splits the scene like he'd poisoned that man
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
RFK Jr. immediately splits the scene like he'd poisoned that man
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i don't know this man and i wish him well, but it's very pointed for someone to have a medical emergency with a chyron like that from this administration
like i wouldn't write something this on-the-nose
like i wouldn't write something this on-the-nose
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i don't know this man and i wish him well, but it's very pointed for someone to have a medical emergency with a chyron like that from this administration
like i wouldn't write something this on-the-nose
like i wouldn't write something this on-the-nose
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Bing bong
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bing bong
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CURRENT SKY SITCH OVER BOSTON
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
CURRENT SKY SITCH OVER BOSTON
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the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos
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ancient people had many of the same problems that we did, such as showing up for the first day at work in a biotech lab to find that your coworker is a snake with arms and legs
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ancient people had many of the same problems that we did, such as showing up for the first day at work in a biotech lab to find that your coworker is a snake with arms and legs
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never tell me to "cool down." you may not talk to me in this way and i do not accept commands regarding what emotions i'm allowed to feel and when i'm allowed to feel them. i mainly have this problem with my exercise bike, but now that i'm thinking about it, this goes for everyone else too
July 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
never tell me to "cool down." you may not talk to me in this way and i do not accept commands regarding what emotions i'm allowed to feel and when i'm allowed to feel them. i mainly have this problem with my exercise bike, but now that i'm thinking about it, this goes for everyone else too
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You want less traffic in your city? Nope. You want to stay safe from a rocket launch that seems to explode more often than not? Too bad.
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In addition to seeking to cut short environmental reviews, the executive order would open the door for the US government to rescind sections of the federal rule that seeks to keep the public safe during launches and reentries.
NEW: A draft executive order viewed by ProPublica directs the secretary of transportation to “use all available authorities to eliminate or expedite” environmental reviews for launch licenses — a change Elon Musk’s SpaceX and others have long sought.
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You want less traffic in your city? Nope. You want to stay safe from a rocket launch that seems to explode more often than not? Too bad.
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no one wants or needs to see "AI" content which you used "the AI" to create in an attempt to shame the "AI." chuckle contentedly at it at your desk by yourself and do not take a screenshot
July 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
no one wants or needs to see "AI" content which you used "the AI" to create in an attempt to shame the "AI." chuckle contentedly at it at your desk by yourself and do not take a screenshot
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The subway risk chart you've been waiting for (Sawyer County, Wisconsin, is where Sean Duffy is from). Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
July 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The subway risk chart you've been waiting for (Sawyer County, Wisconsin, is where Sean Duffy is from). Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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a lot of people are angry at me for calling magpies "the tuxedo cats of birds" when penguins exist, but penguins are not birds, they are ice mammals.
July 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
a lot of people are angry at me for calling magpies "the tuxedo cats of birds" when penguins exist, but penguins are not birds, they are ice mammals.
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me when i'm holding a hammer
July 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
me when i'm holding a hammer
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[hearing the tea kettle immediately start screeching once I walk into another room] there should be an aphorism about this
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
[hearing the tea kettle immediately start screeching once I walk into another room] there should be an aphorism about this
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the AI sex bots cannot be anything other than a way for the panopticon to vacuum up all of your private sex thoughts to add to the database of your browsing activity, search history, likes, retweets, "encrypted" DMs, shopping habits, phone contacts, GPT conversations, geolocations, etc
July 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the AI sex bots cannot be anything other than a way for the panopticon to vacuum up all of your private sex thoughts to add to the database of your browsing activity, search history, likes, retweets, "encrypted" DMs, shopping habits, phone contacts, GPT conversations, geolocations, etc
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I begin to wonder what other body parts you left in San Francisco, Frank, and I further begin to wonder if any of them were really yours.
July 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I begin to wonder what other body parts you left in San Francisco, Frank, and I further begin to wonder if any of them were really yours.
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getting on a curiously empty subway car: -20 NYer points
July 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
getting on a curiously empty subway car: -20 NYer points
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You have to appreciate the commitment to this extremely specific bit.
correct alt: at a *lectern
July 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You have to appreciate the commitment to this extremely specific bit.
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mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time
July 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time
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There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
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Using an umbrella in the subway is a vibe.
July 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Using an umbrella in the subway is a vibe.