I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
A podium is a step, like a soapbox.
It/it.
It/it.
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I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
ยท Nov 22
"Wow, this account only skeets about lecterns!" ๐ *Follows*
"Wow. This account only skeets about lecterns." ๐ *Unfollows*
"Wow. This account only skeets about lecterns." ๐ *Unfollows*
at every possible *lectern
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
at every possible *lectern
correct alt: speaking at a *lectern
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
correct alt: speaking at a *lectern
lace *lectern skirt
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
lace *lectern skirt
![[a weird machine with fascist decorations is called the FASCIST STATEMENT TRANSLATOR MACHINE (powered by Grok and your tax dollars, it is providing a translation]
"Oh shit, they shot an innocent bystander" -> "Officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes"
[at a lectern, an orange character grins smugly]
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, Iโฏhave gathered you here today to inform you that our God loving officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes from an evil person.
Also videos of the event are fake and don't exist.
And if they do exist, they prove it was self defense.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreielfj2gy6dar6fpk4i3lvn437ir5yl2cc5akq5solpg7fwkxmfpza@jpeg)
It's a pretty easy google. (also $19k) #Lecterngate
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's a pretty easy google. (also $19k) #Lecterngate
if the hat fits... ๐ฌ
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
if the hat fits... ๐ฌ
I think they are hunting wabbits...? ๐ค
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I think they are hunting wabbits...? ๐ค
Well one image is right. ๐
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Well one image is right. ๐
She's a tough one to get to... ๐
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
She's a tough one to get to... ๐
Not really up to me. ๐
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Not really up to me. ๐
standing at a *lectern
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
standing at a *lectern
standing at the *lectern
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
standing at the *lectern
strategic *lectern placement
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
strategic *lectern placement
That's a lectern. #DunniganPayneLectern
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
That's a lectern. #DunniganPayneLectern