I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
A podium is a step, like a soapbox.
It/it.
It/it.
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I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
· Nov 22
"Wow, this account only skeets about lecterns!" 😀 *Follows*
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My favorite! #Education 😀
I actually appreciate this. 😂
“Lecturing at the lectern” from here on out.
“Lecturing at the lectern” from here on out.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
My favorite! #Education 😀
#IRLLectern! 😀
My girlfriend even noticed this, after I showed her our initial interaction!
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
#IRLLectern! 😀
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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*holds up paddle*
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
*holds up paddle*
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It's a lectern. Not a podium.
Tyfyattm
Tyfyattm
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It's a lectern. Not a podium.
Tyfyattm
Tyfyattm
#Lectoon! (2nd image) 😀
MARCO TERRORISTS - BY THE BOOK - MINE:
Today's post from Mike Peterson's infinitely valuable cartoon blog demonstrates the power of puns as a cartoonist's weapon.
www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
Today's post from Mike Peterson's infinitely valuable cartoon blog demonstrates the power of puns as a cartoonist's weapon.
www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
#Lectoon! (2nd image) 😀
Rrready...! 😀
@notpodium.bsky.social getting a lot of camera time
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Rrready...! 😀
This lectern travelled across Ireland in the early 1900s, used by the Irish Women’s Franchise League as they campaigned for the right to vote.
Portable lecterns like this helped speakers rise above crowds—this one even bears a plaque reading “Votes for women.”
🔗 www.museum.ie/en-ie/collec...
Portable lecterns like this helped speakers rise above crowds—this one even bears a plaque reading “Votes for women.”
🔗 www.museum.ie/en-ie/collec...
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
![[a weird machine with fascist decorations is called the FASCIST STATEMENT TRANSLATOR MACHINE (powered by Grok and your tax dollars, it is providing a translation]
"Oh shit, they shot an innocent bystander" -> "Officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes"
[at a lectern, an orange character grins smugly]
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have gathered you here today to inform you that our God loving officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes from an evil person.
Also videos of the event are fake and don't exist.
And if they do exist, they prove it was self defense.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreielfj2gy6dar6fpk4i3lvn437ir5yl2cc5akq5solpg7fwkxmfpza@jpeg)
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I spoke at UW-SP on April 11, 2013. When I got up to the lectern to address the students and community members, there was a small, unsigned note waiting for me, with one word:
HOPE
HOPE
January 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
✊
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
wat where 🤨
When you get around to Kristi Noem, please do mention that she made her statement from a lectern covered in camouflage netting.
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
wat where 🤨
pretty sweet 😀
@notpodium.bsky.social Look at her doing quality independent journalism when mainstream media gets it wrong!
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
pretty sweet 😀
For the record he looks nothing like my friend Dork Sans... 🤨
standing there looking like dork sans lectern.
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
For the record he looks nothing like my friend Dork Sans... 🤨
Right? I use one of these. 😀
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Right? I use one of these. 😀
Got real busy, today of all days... 😮
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Got real busy, today of all days... 😮
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i am really not prepared for this i thought for sure it'd be susan lucci this year 🥹
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i am really not prepared for this i thought for sure it'd be susan lucci this year 🥹
all good thx quoteposter 😀
💀💀
my apologies
my apologies
at the *lectern
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
all good thx quoteposter 😀
😍😍😍
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
😍😍😍