I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
A podium is a step, like a soapbox.
It/it.
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I'm a Lectern
@notpodium.bsky.social
· Nov 22
"Wow, this account only skeets about lecterns!" 😀 *Follows*
"Wow. This account only skeets about lecterns." 😑 *Unfollows*
"Wow. This account only skeets about lecterns." 😑 *Unfollows*
#Lectart! 😀
i messed up on the eye in the background, but other than that i think i pulled off the image in my head relatively well.
there are no meanings or messages behind the things i’m drawing today. i’m just putting together images that reflect how i feel.
#journaling #drawing #badart
there are no meanings or messages behind the things i’m drawing today. i’m just putting together images that reflect how i feel.
#journaling #drawing #badart
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
#Lectart! 😀
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Five years ago today, #Jeopardy suffered an incalculable loss.
From wherever he is, Alex Trebek watches over our beloved game as it carries on and continually moves forward — just as he hoped for and intended.
@jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
From wherever he is, Alex Trebek watches over our beloved game as it carries on and continually moves forward — just as he hoped for and intended.
@jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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#Lectart! 😍
So, the responsible thing to do is to cover this door to the right of the pulpit in a heavy velvet curtain, right? With big gold tasseled tie backs? On a big curtain rod with something cool like skulls on the ends, right?!? What color velvet? Red? What do you think?
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
#Lectart! 😍
5 yrs!?! 😮
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. Five years now since the funniest political moment of my entire life.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
5 yrs!?! 😮
WHO COULD LIVE LIKE THIS 😱
Nope, I'm gonna avoid all pictures with lecterns FOREVER! 😜
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
WHO COULD LIVE LIKE THIS 😱
I encourage this behavior (share em if u got em)! 🥰
👍 A tripod lectern with zigzag supports and a plexiglass bookstop 👀
@notpodium.bsky.social
@notpodium.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I encourage this behavior (share em if u got em)! 🥰
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November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Once you go lec you never go bec!
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Have you ever encountered a new piece of information, perhaps a word you've never heard or a concept you've just learned about, and then suddenly started noticing it everywhere? Yes….Lectern 😩
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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#Lectoon! 😀
So, fun Rhode Island fact for you. We have a local comics artist - Don Bousquet - who was basically built up as "Rhode Island's Gary Larson" for as long as I can remember up until he retired in 2014.
He really isn't, but it's cute that people think so.
He really isn't, but it's cute that people think so.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
#Lectoon! 😀
#Lectoon! 😀
In the collegial sphere, the majority of eye-rolling events can be traced back to the nearest better-knower. This is the person who travels with a portable lectern so that they can speechify on-the-go.
www.psychiatrymargins.com/p/from-here-...
www.psychiatrymargins.com/p/from-here-...
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#Lectoon! 😀
Even better, no sign! 😀
I'd rather just have an empty lectern with a sign on it and show that for an hour than mike fucking johnson, making it even worse
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Even better, no sign! 😀
"long, disturbing record on issues of deep concern to the Jewish community"
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Have … y’all … seen what we do with football coaches?
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
#Lectoon! 😀
our latest #Trumpy satire strip #33 is now out.
huge congratulations across the country for all the successful elections demonstrating how fed up the American people are with the current bullshit that surrounds us currently.
#ShineALight
#NoKings
huge congratulations across the country for all the successful elections demonstrating how fed up the American people are with the current bullshit that surrounds us currently.
#ShineALight
#NoKings
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
#Lectoon! 😀
Now get a lectern - gotta have a lectern!!!
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Gotta be ginormous, look how high that podium is! 😮
Does this eagle not glimmer & sparkle in St James the Greater, Leicester?
He is splendid against a graceful terracotta backdrop, replete with angels. Green ribbons are an ideal garnish, along with some expert carpentry work on the podium/step. @notpodium.bsky.social 💚 @chartresfi.bsky.social
He is splendid against a graceful terracotta backdrop, replete with angels. Green ribbons are an ideal garnish, along with some expert carpentry work on the podium/step. @notpodium.bsky.social 💚 @chartresfi.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gotta be ginormous, look how high that podium is! 😮
IRL! 🥰
@notpodium.bsky.social a reporter just said mamdani was expected to "come to the podium" at any moment,
and i said "lectern" in your honor!
and i said "lectern" in your honor!
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
IRL! 🥰
THERE'S MORE 😍
But wait, the legilium in St James the Greater, Leicester, had a friend close by.
A magnificent eagle lectern was keeping an eye on his comrade, and was complete with green ribbons, representing growth, life and hope. More pictures of this superb eagle later. @notpodium.bsky.social
A magnificent eagle lectern was keeping an eye on his comrade, and was complete with green ribbons, representing growth, life and hope. More pictures of this superb eagle later. @notpodium.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
THERE'S MORE 😍
A 3-legilii day! 🫥
cc @dankaszeta.bsky.social 😮
cc @dankaszeta.bsky.social 😮
It's legilium of the month (or even year), in St James the Greater, Leicester.
And for #TextileTuesday, a fine fall embellished with shells. This is a portrait of the legilium him/her-self. @notpodium.bsky.social @chartresfi.bsky.social
And for #TextileTuesday, a fine fall embellished with shells. This is a portrait of the legilium him/her-self. @notpodium.bsky.social @chartresfi.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A 3-legilii day! 🫥
cc @dankaszeta.bsky.social 😮
cc @dankaszeta.bsky.social 😮
Would follow. 😀
Naming my next band Sergio and the Lectomics.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Would follow. 😀
#Legilii! 😮😍
@notpodium.bsky.social I present you Michael Rosen and two legiliums (legilii?).... not only that, they are the two that I used to look after at St Martin in the Fields!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
#Legilii! 😮😍