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Caffeine and nicotine are only things that keep this frail frame together
Pinned
I put my socks on both feet at the same time. Just like everyone else
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
An officer said this over the radio during a mission in Baghdad. The net went silent for the stupidity. A lone voice broke: "Well moved. The mortars and gonna take care of that."
I miss the Army
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Go Colts!!
Whole NFL is weird and garbage this year. Super Bowl will be won by a 9-8 wild card team that goes on a run
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm in Texas, so still mowing season. The lawn is finally getting tall/ repaired. Plus, the neighbors that would bitch are all assholes. I should just leave it for after the holidays, right?
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I slept off hangovers in most of my classes in college. I got a 3.2 GPA. I tried really hard for a few months to sell houses. I made $0. In this essay I will...
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Inside of me are two dogs. It's Snoopy and his cousin Spike and life is great, man.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Get mad. I'm gonna name sausages
1. Andouille
2. Chorizo
3. Blut Wurst
4. Curry wurst
5. Fred (I named that one)
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is it Smithe or Smithy? Any tryna insult this idiot with a common last name.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why are we like this?
I may have been born a Pisces, but I identify as a cancer to everyone around me
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Babelle #1359 2/6 (100%)
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November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
#Worldle #1401 (22.11.2025) 1/6 (100%)
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November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Nov. 22, 2025

T I G H T R O P E
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My Score: 2320
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"As for me, I'll die with my boots on. What about you?" the firebrand asked.

"Why would I die with your boots on? You have tiny feet. They wouldn't fit."

Anyway, that's when fight club started.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Babelle #1358 5/6 (100%)
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November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#Worldle #1400 (21.11.2025) 1/6 (100%)
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November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Nov. 21, 2025

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My Score: 2150
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Extreme Ronnie James Dio voice:
Like a Lego in the dark!!!
You can't hurt me. You're not a Lego in the dark
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Babelle #1357 X/6 (95%)
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November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
#Worldle #1399 (20.11.2025) X/6 (98%)
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A daily geography game where you guess the country from its shape and get clues with every attempt. Play daily or explore the archive.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Nov. 20, 2025

T I G H T R O P E
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My Score: 2240
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Babelle #1356 4/6 (100%)
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Babelle : guess in which country this city is located
Babelle, a country-guessing game with a city as first clue
babelle.terrylaire.fr
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM