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Eric Harvey
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prof ∙ critic ∙ music and media ∙ Hoosier in Michigan ∙ award-losing author of WHO GOT THE CAMERA?, which Rolling Stone called "approachably erudite" ∙ ericdharvey.com
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hello friends, loved ones, and haters, I wrote a long piece about the last 25 or so years of "indie," inspired by @chrisdeville.bsky.social's fine new book

open.substack.com/pub/ericdhar...
there are two genders
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
not knowledgeable enough about the band to make a joke about my sister’s Fort Sumter-ass Phish flag
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm definitely going to see and probably like Marty Supreme but I'm noting for the record that I find the the relentless marketing and significant hipster-baiting in the title/casting/entire vibe to be A Bit Much
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In an undergrad history class, a student who always tried to sound smarter than he was said something predictably ignorant and the professor, who was incredibly generous otherwise but also very old-school and proper, said "please, let's not be dense." Fried him
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Noah Eagle going to Marcus Freeman’s barber
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
20 years in a row of doing the airhorn noise when every person opens a present
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Snoop performing with his conductor, hologram David Foster Wallace
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
got a Simone de Beauvoir ornament, word to @robinjames.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love Ham Smoke
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the moment Dak Prescott and Jay Ferguson ended the ONO Bowl
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Home Alone: a wealthy tow-headed WASP child violently defends his family's tony suburban fortress by torturing two underclass Ethnic Others seeking their piece of the American Dream during the holidays
if the 40s and 50s were the peak era of Christmas songs that we still are forced to listen to, were the 80s/90s the golden age of Christmas movies that we still watch. I'm just going by A Christmas Story, Vacation, Die Hard, Scrooged, the Homes Alone and Muppet Christmas Carol and am probably wrong
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if the 40s and 50s were the peak era of Christmas songs that we still are forced to listen to, were the 80s/90s the golden age of Christmas movies that we still watch. I'm just going by A Christmas Story, Vacation, Die Hard, Scrooged, the Homes Alone and Muppet Christmas Carol and am probably wrong
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
frying my sister on the family text
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Eddington:
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My eighth grade English teacher Mrs. Fisher, who everyone was kind of scared of and called a witch because she was old and had long gray hair, was actually a cool/woo-woo goth poet, and she left a comment on one of my papers that said “you are a writer! You MUST write.” Changed me forever
What's a compliment you'll never forget?
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
found the skull of a small rodent in the backyard. Yes I’ve called the police
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Grandma Jan’s monstera is popping off
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
an honor to be included with these luminaries, even with the typos I still need to fix
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
my talented brother-in-law designed the cans for Chilly Water Brewing’s Floyd-themed beer, p sick
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
watching Elf with motion smoothing turned on just like the Nativity
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
another year staying at my sister’s house and half-blindly attempting to determine which antique jar in the shower is safe to use as shampoo
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think the government should provide free anti-anxiety meds to anyone who has to drive directly into the blindingly bright sun of a late December afternoon
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
the streets are clamoring for Geese to start covering “Funk 49” live
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
there’s something innately hilarious to me about such a huge flag pole supporting such a tiny flag
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"look at this cool battleship I made"
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM