Festive SM Reine 🥧
@smreine.itch.io
Call me Sara! NYT bestseller. Booksky Starfleet officer.
Urban fantasy books here: http://smreine.com/
Blog: https://egreg.io/
Pop culture: https://thegeekiary.com/author/smreine
repd by Jessica Alvarez at Bookends
Urban fantasy books here: http://smreine.com/
Blog: https://egreg.io/
Pop culture: https://thegeekiary.com/author/smreine
repd by Jessica Alvarez at Bookends
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💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
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💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
this wiener could not function with my daily levels of pain, he would weep wiener tears
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this wiener could not function with my daily levels of pain, he would weep wiener tears
You can distract me by sending anonymous questions my way. Procrastination is good for the soul
ngl.link/skimgoth
ngl.link/skimgoth
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You can distract me by sending anonymous questions my way. Procrastination is good for the soul
ngl.link/skimgoth
ngl.link/skimgoth
also if you find child sexual assault triggering for Whatever Reason, holy shit the news and bluesky are extremely brutal right now
take care of yourselves. much love.
take care of yourselves. much love.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
also if you find child sexual assault triggering for Whatever Reason, holy shit the news and bluesky are extremely brutal right now
take care of yourselves. much love.
take care of yourselves. much love.
pronouncing the website address like busk-yap
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
pronouncing the website address like busk-yap
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They can come for Bill Clinton right now if they want, whether he's in the files or not.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They can come for Bill Clinton right now if they want, whether he's in the files or not.
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give josh johnson the daily show
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
give josh johnson the daily show
Another day, another 3000 words to write.
I can lay down for a nap if I clear the first 1000.
I can lay down for a nap if I clear the first 1000.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Another day, another 3000 words to write.
I can lay down for a nap if I clear the first 1000.
I can lay down for a nap if I clear the first 1000.
My teenager Moonlight keeps asking me why I’m committing war crimes (playing Christmas music and singing along loudly)
I told them they’d just have to accept it
They told me I’m violating the Geneva Conventions
I told them they’d just have to accept it
They told me I’m violating the Geneva Conventions
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My teenager Moonlight keeps asking me why I’m committing war crimes (playing Christmas music and singing along loudly)
I told them they’d just have to accept it
They told me I’m violating the Geneva Conventions
I told them they’d just have to accept it
They told me I’m violating the Geneva Conventions
Help! EVIL SARA from an alternate universe REPLACED MY COVER FILES with a worse version of The Liar's Throne. She ran back across the dimensions twirling her mustache and cackling. Now I have to fix my original cover (left) by undoing all her fuckery (right).
Can you spot all the differences?
Can you spot all the differences?
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Help! EVIL SARA from an alternate universe REPLACED MY COVER FILES with a worse version of The Liar's Throne. She ran back across the dimensions twirling her mustache and cackling. Now I have to fix my original cover (left) by undoing all her fuckery (right).
Can you spot all the differences?
Can you spot all the differences?
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That did not stop me from making a list with aro sff indies, though, so if you want to see those, here you go: pagebound.co/lists/78f4e0...
Pagebound | Welcome home, reader 📚
Pagebound is your community to chat books, make friends, and discover new reads ✨
pagebound.co
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That did not stop me from making a list with aro sff indies, though, so if you want to see those, here you go: pagebound.co/lists/78f4e0...
it's a delight when i like something that OTHER PEOPLE LIKE. 9/10 times i'm in love with something that either nobody likes or nobody has heard of. 9/10 times, when i try out something popular, i hate it and can't join the discourse joyfully and i'm sad
the pitt and kpdh are saving my sanity
the pitt and kpdh are saving my sanity
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
it's a delight when i like something that OTHER PEOPLE LIKE. 9/10 times i'm in love with something that either nobody likes or nobody has heard of. 9/10 times, when i try out something popular, i hate it and can't join the discourse joyfully and i'm sad
the pitt and kpdh are saving my sanity
the pitt and kpdh are saving my sanity
Despite having an otherwise busy day, I wrote ~3000 words as planned. I've got DAMN YOUR LIES up to 20k words now. It's only been about a week, so I'm glad to be making such progress.
Every day I open the book with nigh zero ideas, and yet every day I've been getting 3k anyway.
Every day I open the book with nigh zero ideas, and yet every day I've been getting 3k anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Despite having an otherwise busy day, I wrote ~3000 words as planned. I've got DAMN YOUR LIES up to 20k words now. It's only been about a week, so I'm glad to be making such progress.
Every day I open the book with nigh zero ideas, and yet every day I've been getting 3k anyway.
Every day I open the book with nigh zero ideas, and yet every day I've been getting 3k anyway.
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
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On Wednesday morning I leave for my VERY LAST in person lab exam and y'all have helped me get *so close* to meeting the need for that ask but I'm still about $225 short.
If you can help, it's deeply appreciated.
If you can help, it's deeply appreciated.
Oh Hai 👋🏿
If I can keep these gig contracts steady, the last 15% of this campaign (that I started in October 2022) will go to the bigger ticket items that I still need like neonate appropriate pulse oximeters, for ex., and my licensure exam fees.
This is what I came for.
If I can keep these gig contracts steady, the last 15% of this campaign (that I started in October 2022) will go to the bigger ticket items that I still need like neonate appropriate pulse oximeters, for ex., and my licensure exam fees.
This is what I came for.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
On Wednesday morning I leave for my VERY LAST in person lab exam and y'all have helped me get *so close* to meeting the need for that ask but I'm still about $225 short.
If you can help, it's deeply appreciated.
If you can help, it's deeply appreciated.
Normally I sit at coffee shops and judge people, but today there was a mom who showed up with one teenage boy and she hugged like four other teenage boys who were already there, and all the boys were messing with each other like puppies, and they were all so precious I am just glowing
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Normally I sit at coffee shops and judge people, but today there was a mom who showed up with one teenage boy and she hugged like four other teenage boys who were already there, and all the boys were messing with each other like puppies, and they were all so precious I am just glowing
i am surprised by how hard The Pitt has stuck in my craw. i don't watch medical shows! i think the fandom is what's really got me. i stayed up late reading a novel-length romance fanfic (HETEROSEXUAL) that was soooo good, at least as good as anything published professionally. and the art is amazing.
The Pitt is about a sad old man who can’t pee because people keep dying
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i am surprised by how hard The Pitt has stuck in my craw. i don't watch medical shows! i think the fandom is what's really got me. i stayed up late reading a novel-length romance fanfic (HETEROSEXUAL) that was soooo good, at least as good as anything published professionally. and the art is amazing.
I went to the gym this morning. I rode on the scooter even though I ate pavement really hard last week. I really didn't think I was scared, but I did not go over 10mph the whole way lol (it goes up to 20).
Now I'm settling in to do my next 3000 words of DAMN YOUR LIES. I have coffee.
Now I'm settling in to do my next 3000 words of DAMN YOUR LIES. I have coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I went to the gym this morning. I rode on the scooter even though I ate pavement really hard last week. I really didn't think I was scared, but I did not go over 10mph the whole way lol (it goes up to 20).
Now I'm settling in to do my next 3000 words of DAMN YOUR LIES. I have coffee.
Now I'm settling in to do my next 3000 words of DAMN YOUR LIES. I have coffee.
💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
💙📘 NEW BOOK 📘💙
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
She was supposed to kill him. He's falling in love.
⚔️ stabby ancient lady
⚔️ the foolish lord who loves her
⚔️ and a cross-dressing body guard
⚔️ bisexual CHAOS
THE LIAR'S THRONE is available now! books2read.com/theliarsthrone
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My postcards of the SILVER & BLOOD cover art were finished yesterday and they look so good!! If you’re in Austin and need printing, Global Printing Solutions did great work—and fast!
Want one? Preorder S&B from BookPeople, while supplies last!
bookpeople.com/book/9780063...
Want one? Preorder S&B from BookPeople, while supplies last!
bookpeople.com/book/9780063...
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My postcards of the SILVER & BLOOD cover art were finished yesterday and they look so good!! If you’re in Austin and need printing, Global Printing Solutions did great work—and fast!
Want one? Preorder S&B from BookPeople, while supplies last!
bookpeople.com/book/9780063...
Want one? Preorder S&B from BookPeople, while supplies last!
bookpeople.com/book/9780063...
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listen to the anarcats
April 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
listen to the anarcats
I wrote 3500 words today. Basically I’m a god.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I wrote 3500 words today. Basically I’m a god.
TOMORROW
One week until y'all get to meet Nina Silverhand, the cutest ancient assassin to ever massacre for fun and profit! books2read.com/b/theliarsth...
It's all going SO well until one of her targets falls in love with her. Patrician Lorent has the survival instinct of a blueberry muffin. 📚📘 #booksky
It's all going SO well until one of her targets falls in love with her. Patrician Lorent has the survival instinct of a blueberry muffin. 📚📘 #booksky
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
TOMORROW
it's been so bleak, i fully expected this rugpull to happen
i'm relieved it didn't. i'm not convinced it's permanent.
i'm relieved it didn't. i'm not convinced it's permanent.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
it's been so bleak, i fully expected this rugpull to happen
i'm relieved it didn't. i'm not convinced it's permanent.
i'm relieved it didn't. i'm not convinced it's permanent.