@skeetsapp.com i read oldest to newest (bottom to top), can Read More be fixed so it doesn’t ruin my life? 😅

was it the sashimi? it was the sashimi, wasn’t it? 😅

admittedly, i put truffle oil in boxed mac n cheese because i am a classy motherfucker.

also, i would fuck with that edible gold whatever. i’ve never met a fancy dessert i didn’t like. but a salient question here: who is picking up the check?

post a warning

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

i saw one on the S a few weeks ago! 😍

i really need to know when the transit museum will sell me one (i assume stations haven’t given out paper maps for years)

oh i didn’t know this one but i happened to find it while looking for the Oxford comma one! neat.

hmmmm it is not exactly an “Oxford comma”, which is an instance of a missing comma in a list creating ambiguity (ex: “We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin”). the Oxford comma is a matter of stylistic choice, but the comma in “eats shoots and leaves” is fully incorrect 🤔

the panda eats, shoots and leaves? 😂

okay so of the apps i’ve found, @skeetsapp.com seems the most okay so far. however not having a return key on the compose view is gonna be a weird dealbreaker? i emailed them about it, hopefully it’s a bug or a setting i missed.

i couldn't find this screenshot a couple weeks ago but i just found it so i'm going to post it now and no one can stop me

how it started / how it's going

feat. SkyFeed (cc @redsolver.net )

also it turns out Mute Lists *do* mute by default in your home feed and replies so :/

i would love to be wrong about this place but billionaires ruin everything so…

(thank u @dominic.cool for doing the actual work of making this)

new profile photo from the “Edge” observation deck in midtown Manhattan. been meaning to check it out for awhile and it was a good time! i think it will replace Top of the Rock as my new place to take visitors. the transparent floor was my favorite part 😁

this seems like a good time to post some cat pictures 😇

this is Vesper. she’s very soft and she‘s in charge around here. sometimes she follows me around and yells at me until i pick her up and cradle her like a baby

i need to find my #theatre nerds on here so…

J Harrison Ghee WINNING A TONY appreciation post 😍

i hoped for this but didn’t dare believe it until i saw it! Some Like It Hot was one of my favorite shows this year.

#Tonys2023

it’s not documented so this miiiight be a client key but it sure looks like someone is using their personal account credentials for psky