Sarah Armento
@nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social
journalist/writer/horror enthusiast. guitar player. robot from 1984. portland.
Short story “A Special Report” up now at Andromeda Magazine: https://andromedamagazine.com/2024/11/01/a-special-report/
Short story “A Special Report” up now at Andromeda Magazine: https://andromedamagazine.com/2024/11/01/a-special-report/
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Hendrix was a huge SF nerd - I know this because I once commissioned a feature called Jimi Hendrix’s Five Favourite Science Fiction novels - so I’m in no doubt as to who is the biggest fan here.
If this doesn’t brighten up your feed just a bit then I don’t know what.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hendrix was a huge SF nerd - I know this because I once commissioned a feature called Jimi Hendrix’s Five Favourite Science Fiction novels - so I’m in no doubt as to who is the biggest fan here.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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YOU’RE ALL ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS ALREADY ANSWERED BY THE STATEMENT
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
YOU’RE ALL ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS ALREADY ANSWERED BY THE STATEMENT
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I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I lost a job for calling Charlie Kirk a Nazi, but this is cool.
My head is killing me but I'm reasonably confident I can make it through the workday without puking, so wish me luck! 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My head is killing me but I'm reasonably confident I can make it through the workday without puking, so wish me luck! 🙃
I have too many emotions and need them to go away but drinking gives me headaches
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I have too many emotions and need them to go away but drinking gives me headaches
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Buckle up. The crowd that brought you "Fifteen is too young to transition" and "Fifteen is too young to terminate a rape baby" is about to bring you "Well, now, actually, fifteen year olds, historically, were married with children by now, so you know, it's not really pedophilia..."
(Some were 13.)
(Some were 13.)
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Buckle up. The crowd that brought you "Fifteen is too young to transition" and "Fifteen is too young to terminate a rape baby" is about to bring you "Well, now, actually, fifteen year olds, historically, were married with children by now, so you know, it's not really pedophilia..."
(Some were 13.)
(Some were 13.)
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
*snorts a rail of coke*
Remake of Salò, set at Mar-A-Lago, called Mar-A-Salò, has this been pitched yet
Remake of Salò, set at Mar-A-Lago, called Mar-A-Salò, has this been pitched yet
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
*snorts a rail of coke*
Remake of Salò, set at Mar-A-Lago, called Mar-A-Salò, has this been pitched yet
Remake of Salò, set at Mar-A-Lago, called Mar-A-Salò, has this been pitched yet
I couldn’t remember what Randonautica was called so I googled “app that leads to dead bodies”
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I couldn’t remember what Randonautica was called so I googled “app that leads to dead bodies”
A man of wealth and extremely bad taste
Lol holy shit it's all so bad
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
A man of wealth and extremely bad taste
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
Finally playing Scorn and I don’t know wtf is up with this first puzzle
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Finally playing Scorn and I don’t know wtf is up with this first puzzle
I’m sleepy but the act of going to bed seems like a lot of effort rn
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I’m sleepy but the act of going to bed seems like a lot of effort rn
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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What an annoying time to be alive
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
What an annoying time to be alive
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Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
A spooky night out with the book club
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A spooky night out with the book club
We spent the day at the vet (this poor guy has really been going through it this week) so I couldn’t make it out to the march. Pleased to see 40K came out in Portland tho
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
We spent the day at the vet (this poor guy has really been going through it this week) so I couldn’t make it out to the march. Pleased to see 40K came out in Portland tho
One of these days I’m gonna be too high to doomscroll responsibly and then I’m actually going to order the Especially Heinous mug
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
One of these days I’m gonna be too high to doomscroll responsibly and then I’m actually going to order the Especially Heinous mug
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Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians