Sarah Armento
@nosarahonlyzuul.bsky.social
journalist/writer/horror enthusiast. guitar player. robot from 1984. portland.
Short story “A Special Report” up now at Andromeda Magazine: https://andromedamagazine.com/2024/11/01/a-special-report/
Short story “A Special Report” up now at Andromeda Magazine: https://andromedamagazine.com/2024/11/01/a-special-report/
A spooky night out with the book club
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
A spooky night out with the book club
We spent the day at the vet (this poor guy has really been going through it this week) so I couldn’t make it out to the march. Pleased to see 40K came out in Portland tho
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
We spent the day at the vet (this poor guy has really been going through it this week) so I couldn’t make it out to the march. Pleased to see 40K came out in Portland tho
One of these days I’m gonna be too high to doomscroll responsibly and then I’m actually going to order the Especially Heinous mug
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
One of these days I’m gonna be too high to doomscroll responsibly and then I’m actually going to order the Especially Heinous mug
Four hours at the ER vet. Not the ideal Sunday night for either of us. And oh my god the bill.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Four hours at the ER vet. Not the ideal Sunday night for either of us. And oh my god the bill.
Got a pumpkin spice glade plug-in
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Got a pumpkin spice glade plug-in
Accidentally left my Blondie shirt out where the tuxedo bastard could get it. It kinda works tho? Maybe I should let him eat the other sleeve.
September 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Accidentally left my Blondie shirt out where the tuxedo bastard could get it. It kinda works tho? Maybe I should let him eat the other sleeve.
Me, never having read Wuthering Heights, watching the extremely horny trailer
September 5, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Me, never having read Wuthering Heights, watching the extremely horny trailer
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Update: I got the dress on
August 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Update: I got the dress on
Hello Coast Guard? I’ve got a beached orca in my living room. Yeah I can hold.
August 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hello Coast Guard? I’ve got a beached orca in my living room. Yeah I can hold.
It’s pretty good but they really should have made his face smaller
August 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It’s pretty good but they really should have made his face smaller
Anyway. I don’t know why I felt compelled to post this. If you read this far, here’s my cat as an apology.
August 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Anyway. I don’t know why I felt compelled to post this. If you read this far, here’s my cat as an apology.
Realizing I accidentally threw away that little last bit of burrito that I was saving for a late night snack
July 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Realizing I accidentally threw away that little last bit of burrito that I was saving for a late night snack
I love her so much but my GOD she sheds. I’m vacuuming upstairs and fighting for my life.
July 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love her so much but my GOD she sheds. I’m vacuuming upstairs and fighting for my life.
Reminds me of one of the greatest product reviews of all time
July 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Reminds me of one of the greatest product reviews of all time
Suburban house panther resting in his natural habitat
July 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Suburban house panther resting in his natural habitat
How on earth is that comfortable wtf is his deal
July 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How on earth is that comfortable wtf is his deal
“Please be good kitties” I tell them, but why do I bother. My pleas to them are as futile as my youthful appeals to an apathetic god
July 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
“Please be good kitties” I tell them, but why do I bother. My pleas to them are as futile as my youthful appeals to an apathetic god
Update: my darling boy is feeling well enough to throw spiders at me
June 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Update: my darling boy is feeling well enough to throw spiders at me
The troublesome lad in question.
(Pic of his perfect sister included for tax)
(Pic of his perfect sister included for tax)
June 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The troublesome lad in question.
(Pic of his perfect sister included for tax)
(Pic of his perfect sister included for tax)
My little guy is sick. I’m hoping it’s just an upset tummy but I might have to take him to the vet tomorrow. In the meantime I’m at work and worried sick so please send positive thoughts to Jimmy.
June 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My little guy is sick. I’m hoping it’s just an upset tummy but I might have to take him to the vet tomorrow. In the meantime I’m at work and worried sick so please send positive thoughts to Jimmy.
I remain obsessed with Ilomilo and ever hopeful that we’ll get a sequel or another expansion pack. Adorable 3D puzzle game with a great soundtrack and a bittersweet background story.
June 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I remain obsessed with Ilomilo and ever hopeful that we’ll get a sequel or another expansion pack. Adorable 3D puzzle game with a great soundtrack and a bittersweet background story.
Ok I guess I’m not putting my boots away tonight
June 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Ok I guess I’m not putting my boots away tonight
Think I’m gonna watch this.
June 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Think I’m gonna watch this.
My last year of college (almost 18 years ago) my mom found a litter of kittens in an old barn and I helped raise them. Omega was the runt of the litter, and the sweetest boy you’d ever meet. He outlived all three of his brothers, and today we said goodbye for the last time. Love you buddy.
June 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My last year of college (almost 18 years ago) my mom found a litter of kittens in an old barn and I helped raise them. Omega was the runt of the litter, and the sweetest boy you’d ever meet. He outlived all three of his brothers, and today we said goodbye for the last time. Love you buddy.