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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Selling bootlegged 60 minutes VHS tapes outside of retirement homes and making a fortune
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seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.
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Me and my powerful peers all love to hang out with our close personal friend Jeffery Epstein at one of his famous “Put All Of This In Writing” parties
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me and my powerful peers all love to hang out with our close personal friend Jeffery Epstein at one of his famous “Put All Of This In Writing” parties
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
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google is so good now
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
google is so good now
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I bought this before Jared went crazy
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when i witness someone singing Safety Dance
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
when i witness someone singing Safety Dance
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up
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November 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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