normal carpet ride
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This has been a wonderful exchange
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This has been a wonderful exchange
FINGERS CROSSED
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
FINGERS CROSSED
(solemnly) alright
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
(solemnly) alright
When I’m out gift shopping I’m dressed pretty buy-curious
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When I’m out gift shopping I’m dressed pretty buy-curious
When my uncle’s heart grew 3 sizes, his doctor was up his ass to “change his diet” and “stop partying so hard.” Major double standard!
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When my uncle’s heart grew 3 sizes, his doctor was up his ass to “change his diet” and “stop partying so hard.” Major double standard!
Yeah who cares if it sometimes makes stuff up
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yeah who cares if it sometimes makes stuff up
“You’ll still have the basic life skills that the rest of us are abandoning.”
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“You’ll still have the basic life skills that the rest of us are abandoning.”
We must protect the victims at all cost (guys in ties)
December 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We must protect the victims at all cost (guys in ties)
Crosby Stills Nash and Young and Donald J Trump
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Crosby Stills Nash and Young and Donald J Trump
“Heyyyyyyyy hunnybunny who signed that nice cheque”
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Heyyyyyyyy hunnybunny who signed that nice cheque”
What, that can’t be right
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What, that can’t be right
Oh boy here we go 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh boy here we go 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
I told you, I also don’t understand what jokes are, I’m as lost as you are! Kinda mad that everyone else is having a nice laugh about this tbh
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I told you, I also don’t understand what jokes are, I’m as lost as you are! Kinda mad that everyone else is having a nice laugh about this tbh
This was done because the actor budget was eaten up by the twins who played Kevin
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This was done because the actor budget was eaten up by the twins who played Kevin
But cop uniform
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
But cop uniform
I’m with you on this because I too don’t understand jokes
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m with you on this because I too don’t understand jokes
You never see a cat dressed up as a dog
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You never see a cat dressed up as a dog