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there is absolutely no rule that says we have to tolerate these people or suffer them to hoard their riches and peddle their poisons. it's a post rules world now! just noting
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
hrey
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
let’s be SLOPPY with mommy! @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When asked how this “” band”” actually sounds during an editorial meeting today i was like “we have CCR” at home.

Anyway, I hate it, and I wrote all about it here.
July 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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honestly this guy has struck me as fairly charisma-free up til this point (in a way that is itself kind of charming?) but it takes a special kind of rizz to get this much information out of the thugs who are actively detaining you
Lander tells supporters gathered in Foley Square that the ICE agents who detained him today are among the 40% of 8+ million NYers who are foreign-born

“One of whom is a Pakistani Muslim who lives in Brighton Beach — and the other, an Indo-Guyanese guy in South Ozone Park”
June 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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One of the things about op-eds is that it is, on the whole, very easy to do! For every deeply researched column there's 5 at best reasoning from your premises by failchildren. Hell they already let randos on the op-ed pages with letters to the editors
The Washington Post will sharply expand its opinion offerings, including with articles from other publications, according to people familiar with the plan. A final phase, allowing nonprofessionals to submit columns with help from an A.I. writing coach called Ember, could begin testing this fall.
The Washington Post Plans an Influx of Outside Opinion Writers
A new program, known internally as Ripple, would open The Post to journalists at other publications and influential writers on Substack.
trib.al
June 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Imagine Forbes Contributors but with less oversight and more buzzwords that will really convince the people that coastal elites no longer run the paper
June 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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one of the most frequent compliments i get on my writing is that it always had My Voice, and it makes me beam every time someone says that, even if it’s just like in response to an IG caption. why would anyone give that up it’s like free drugs
people who use AI to write for them are so funny because like maybe in a world where only one person had access to it it would be an advantage but like. everyone does. everyone can use it to crank out tortured prose and shitty images. what makes you special? your ideas? lol
May 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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this is one of the more horrifying stories i’ve ever heard my god
The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
June 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
literally c*n*ry m*ss*n
June 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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If you're trans and you're panicking about the budget bill targeting your HRT access, stay calm, and start reaching out to your community to learn what options you have for taking your care into your own hands.

It's possible, it's safe, and it's easier than you realize.

They won't get rid of us.
May 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
the gag being, of course, that pee ess ehl has never one time done direct action
May 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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dad birthday funny cryptocurrency
May 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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thank you so much for the glowing review @publisherswkly.bsky.social 🍻 preorder SLOPPY here:
tinyurl.com/PreorderSloppy
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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average comment section in 2025
May 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Mahmoud Khalil still has not met his newborn baby, because the judge refuses to grant him bail. Having clerked for a federal judge, I know firsthand that public pressure works. Send him a (polite) letter demanding Khalil be set free:

Hon. Michael Farbiarz
4th & Cooper Streets
Camden, NJ 08101
May 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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hmmmmm
May 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Singing this to the tune of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Two Headed Boy"
May 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
today, we are all chicago catholics
“he is one divine man who exists as three distinct persons”

the pope, explaining tamale guy
May 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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well that certainly was a sharp shock to my soft side
March 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
In case you're tempted to suggest that Mr. Tingle uses AI to churn this stuff out: he isn't, he hates AI, and he's been in this for the love of the game since the Google Deep Dream days.
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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wow you guys really know a lot of psychiatric conditions
March 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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tuesday, but at what cost
March 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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[watching anora] nobody in this movie would last two days at a conclave
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM