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Yeah, probably
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The guy from that band you like made a solo album. It was described as 'autumnal' and all the reviews were four stars out of five.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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In Soviet Russia, president blows YOU
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Love to update an os and find out my phone isn’t *quite* good enough to run it smoothly
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Gobble Man / TRS-80 / Beam Software / 1981
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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college woso is perfect
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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A friend of mine described the PSone era as "polygons, tits and techno" and that might become my definitive art direction
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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[driving my brand new convertible through sunny southern california to a michelin-starred restaurant as part an interview for an article that is outrageously horny for me] "in a lot of ways, I see Solzhenitsyn, the other samizdat writers, as kindred spirits. We're connected, in our exile"
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Goddamn it! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck!
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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HOOK IT TO MY VEINS.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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openAI doesn't want to release 20 million private chatGPT conversations to reporters because they're worried we'll find out 78% of all daily users ask the computer to be their girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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it makes so much sense when you *also* realize that this is what elon musk sounds like when he talks about literally anything. they both have what scientists call a "money halo"
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I'm still very proud of this very dumb patch. topatoco.com/collections/...
Memento Mori, Baby! Patch
Memento Mori, Baby! Patch. Official merchandise from Chris Hastings at TopatoCo!
topatoco.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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seeing "antisemitism crackdowns" on a list of negatives made me laugh out loud because nobody who means "firing professors who are critical of israel" would call it an antisemitism crackdown
on the other site, a magnificent post of extraordinary proportions
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Our editorial stance is kidnappings are bad. This is not Real Journalism because it's important to be neutral about atrocities
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Can't stop thinking about this quote, from @maggietokudahall.bsky.social.

"Fascism and AI, whether or not they have the same goals, they sure are working to accelerate one another."

(Read the full article here: www.404media.co/ai-is-superc...)
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM