Dryonzo
@ronronzo.bsky.social
Mr Brightside enthusiast. CSI expert. Bookworm. My views are my own. (she/her)
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Dryonzo
@ronronzo.bsky.social
· Apr 16
She Yearns for Mindlessness
I (like everyone else in the universe) am in an endless battle with mindless phone use. I was so proud of myself when I deleted Twitter a few months ago because I thought smugly, ‘well that&#…
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"The yearn for something mindless calls like a siren urging me to come back to her. Yes, the siren is Candy Crush and yes you can assume that the app is dressed like a mermaid in this incredibly tortured metaphor."
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wished my dad a happy birthday in advance for tomorrow and he goes ‘grand yeah thanks’ as if I’d asked him how he was.
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
wished my dad a happy birthday in advance for tomorrow and he goes ‘grand yeah thanks’ as if I’d asked him how he was.
I convinced myself I had breast cancer a few weeks back and got a breast ultrasound to be sure because of the whole mum dying of breast cancer thing.
Turns out I’d pulled an interstitial muscle through over stretching in yoga.
Turns out I’d pulled an interstitial muscle through over stretching in yoga.
[I have slight back pain] ok, this is it, cancer, the big C, think kindly of me after I pass from this Earth
[15 minutes later after ibuprofen] I have once again cured myself with the power of positive thinking
[15 minutes later after ibuprofen] I have once again cured myself with the power of positive thinking
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I convinced myself I had breast cancer a few weeks back and got a breast ultrasound to be sure because of the whole mum dying of breast cancer thing.
Turns out I’d pulled an interstitial muscle through over stretching in yoga.
Turns out I’d pulled an interstitial muscle through over stretching in yoga.
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Unusual pre-match routine, but if it works for him then fair dos
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Unusual pre-match routine, but if it works for him then fair dos
God the discourse over paddy’s day is going to be nuclear level this year. Obviously we should not go but I cannot wait for the mealy mouth excuses that ‘this is incredibly important for Ireland Inc’.
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
God the discourse over paddy’s day is going to be nuclear level this year. Obviously we should not go but I cannot wait for the mealy mouth excuses that ‘this is incredibly important for Ireland Inc’.
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As a colleague often likes to quip:
“It’s only depressing if you think about it.”
“It’s only depressing if you think about it.”
We now have a full-blown European-American crisis, and for no reason that the president is able to articulate
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
As a colleague often likes to quip:
“It’s only depressing if you think about it.”
“It’s only depressing if you think about it.”
Woodies Blanchardstown absolutely blaring Mariah Carey of a Sunday.
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Woodies Blanchardstown absolutely blaring Mariah Carey of a Sunday.
I’m having the usual dry January revelations that drinking less alcohol makes me feel a lot better and appears to help with my anxiety. I’m excited to learn absolutely nothing from this.
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I’m having the usual dry January revelations that drinking less alcohol makes me feel a lot better and appears to help with my anxiety. I’m excited to learn absolutely nothing from this.
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massive beef in the google doc just now after anonymous capybara undid anonymous rhinoceros’s deletion and snark-commented “Not sure this is in line with signed-off corporate messaging, consider rephrasing”.
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 AM
massive beef in the google doc just now after anonymous capybara undid anonymous rhinoceros’s deletion and snark-commented “Not sure this is in line with signed-off corporate messaging, consider rephrasing”.
Kildare being landlocked, beside a bigger neighbour and also having all white county colours to show our neutrality, I guess it tracks with Austria.
Each Irish county has been paired with an EU member state for Ireland’s presidency of the European Council
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Kildare being landlocked, beside a bigger neighbour and also having all white county colours to show our neutrality, I guess it tracks with Austria.
Apparently I didn’t have any bank details on revenue cause I closed my old bank account so now I’ve been issued a cheque in the year of our lord 2026.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Apparently I didn’t have any bank details on revenue cause I closed my old bank account so now I’ve been issued a cheque in the year of our lord 2026.
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Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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It’s in the Dáil record now, it’s a primary source for future historians
Elon Musk just been labelled a 'creepy little slimeball' in the Dáil by Social Democrats TD Gary Gannon.
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It’s in the Dáil record now, it’s a primary source for future historians
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"It's not the same as Twitter", friend Twitter isn't the same as Twitter. Old Twitter died years ago, we need to accept that almost no-one under 30 is interested in joining text-based social media - the format will die with us, like floppy discs, Mars Delights, and the concept of hope for the future
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
"It's not the same as Twitter", friend Twitter isn't the same as Twitter. Old Twitter died years ago, we need to accept that almost no-one under 30 is interested in joining text-based social media - the format will die with us, like floppy discs, Mars Delights, and the concept of hope for the future
My mental health can’t take pints going up in price again.
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
My mental health can’t take pints going up in price again.
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
Did a yoga class today and came out feeling very zen. Got in the car and Numb/Encore came on Spotify and idk how but it worked.
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Did a yoga class today and came out feeling very zen. Got in the car and Numb/Encore came on Spotify and idk how but it worked.
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I am going to write an addendum to The Abuse Factory gist with three quick things everyone can do.
They really have an effect
They really have an effect
I shared your Gist with our BOM. The school Twitter account was deleted a few mins later. Greatly appreciate your work.
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I am going to write an addendum to The Abuse Factory gist with three quick things everyone can do.
They really have an effect
They really have an effect
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Got to watch the greatest movie of all time again*
*Intermission
*Intermission
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Got to watch the greatest movie of all time again*
*Intermission
*Intermission
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Ohhhhh my god you hate Ireland? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite Oliver Cromwell?
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Ohhhhh my god you hate Ireland? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite Oliver Cromwell?
Well that was certainly a game of football.
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Well that was certainly a game of football.
Had a blood test done and my thyroid is fine which is good but my cholesterol is high got my age and my main thought is that I am too young and sexy to drink benecol.
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Had a blood test done and my thyroid is fine which is good but my cholesterol is high got my age and my main thought is that I am too young and sexy to drink benecol.
