hellojed
@hellojed.bsky.social
He/Him. AAA Game system designer from Seattle. Prev: 343, Activision, Midwinter (RIP). Gay. Into Mopeds. Posts are my own.
I cant believe the Hauk Tua lady got a videogame
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I cant believe the Hauk Tua lady got a videogame
guess whats 25 years old
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
guess whats 25 years old
the start and end of my workout sucks
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
the start and end of my workout sucks
after getting some help and spending the entire morning trying to spawn a game object fucking unreal crashes
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
after getting some help and spending the entire morning trying to spawn a game object fucking unreal crashes
finally something to transport all that nitroglycerine through the jungle with
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
finally something to transport all that nitroglycerine through the jungle with
Someone at the Ballard QFC was working while decked out in an impressive goth outfit + makeup.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Someone at the Ballard QFC was working while decked out in an impressive goth outfit + makeup.
Mama mia this is one spicy meatball. A Malossi MVR, the greatest racing moped of all time, for only $100k. Made of absolute unobtanium parts
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Mama mia this is one spicy meatball. A Malossi MVR, the greatest racing moped of all time, for only $100k. Made of absolute unobtanium parts
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Hold me like this:
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Hold me like this:
guy on da bus listening to a Scooby do episode real loud hope he does get kicked off. been warned three times
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
guy on da bus listening to a Scooby do episode real loud hope he does get kicked off. been warned three times
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SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
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We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.
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I hope them two men body rolling on each other gave a grandpa in Idaho a heart attack
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I hope them two men body rolling on each other gave a grandpa in Idaho a heart attack
I suspect EA has cancelled TitanFall 3 so many times because Respawn insisted on not using the Frostbyte engine and someone in the C Suite has a petty grudge.
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I suspect EA has cancelled TitanFall 3 so many times because Respawn insisted on not using the Frostbyte engine and someone in the C Suite has a petty grudge.
guy at this cafe mentioned working at Blue Origin. ughhhh
February 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
guy at this cafe mentioned working at Blue Origin. ughhhh
mounted tire on backwards. taking a break.
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
mounted tire on backwards. taking a break.
lead singer has made out with the drummer and had a hat full of condoms dumped on em
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
lead singer has made out with the drummer and had a hat full of condoms dumped on em
I'm at add a ball for the Friday night show. four bands for $15. I've been doing this for like a month straight and it's been nice to see local bands live who I wouldn't see otherwise
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I'm at add a ball for the Friday night show. four bands for $15. I've been doing this for like a month straight and it's been nice to see local bands live who I wouldn't see otherwise
the frauduant card is still on my credit report so I have to assume neither Chime nor Equifax actually did anything with my reports. IDK what to fucking do
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the frauduant card is still on my credit report so I have to assume neither Chime nor Equifax actually did anything with my reports. IDK what to fucking do
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Eyes open motherfucker
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Eyes open motherfucker
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everything's gonna be okay
October 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
everything's gonna be okay
Every day Im like "im just a little forest creature, I should be eatting berries in the woods not refreshing my credit report"
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Every day Im like "im just a little forest creature, I should be eatting berries in the woods not refreshing my credit report"
one of these days it’s going to be revealed that the reason game companies keep trying to make fortnite is because they all used the same marketing research company that uses a completely busted research method and is also linked to Jeffery Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
one of these days it’s going to be revealed that the reason game companies keep trying to make fortnite is because they all used the same marketing research company that uses a completely busted research method and is also linked to Jeffery Epstein