hellojed
@hellojed.bsky.social
He/Him. AAA Game system designer from Seattle. Prev: 343, Activision, Midwinter (RIP). Gay. Into Mopeds. Posts are my own.
Santa has arrived in Anchorage. Dodging questions about that N64 I asked for.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Santa has arrived in Anchorage. Dodging questions about that N64 I asked for.
watching the Hawai'i bowl and the band played "Cruel Angels Thesis" during a timeout lmao
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
watching the Hawai'i bowl and the band played "Cruel Angels Thesis" during a timeout lmao
the game store in the Anchorage mall has a copy of Steambot Chronicles for $235
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the game store in the Anchorage mall has a copy of Steambot Chronicles for $235
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only here could one find a VHS copy of one of the earliest CGI short films
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
only here could one find a VHS copy of one of the earliest CGI short films
still waiting for luggage....ughhh
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
still waiting for luggage....ughhh
the smell of my mask filters reminds me of SF because the first time i wore it was for the GDC. i had the thing on all week
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the smell of my mask filters reminds me of SF because the first time i wore it was for the GDC. i had the thing on all week
nothing like buying A shit ton of hot wheels at the airport
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
nothing like buying A shit ton of hot wheels at the airport
after five million years SeaTac finished remodeling checkpoint 6 and it still uses the same shitty x-ray machines and is still a shitshow.
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
after five million years SeaTac finished remodeling checkpoint 6 and it still uses the same shitty x-ray machines and is still a shitshow.
overheard Someone say "my father was murdered by the government" and now she's crying on the light rail...
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
overheard Someone say "my father was murdered by the government" and now she's crying on the light rail...
furnace stopped working for some reason.
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
furnace stopped working for some reason.
i think someone took my domain for my blog, I forgot to renew it on time and usually it's fine after a few days, but this time it's not automatically being restored
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i think someone took my domain for my blog, I forgot to renew it on time and usually it's fine after a few days, but this time it's not automatically being restored
if i ever get a copy of Cookies Bustle I'm going to apply the english patch and burn it to hundreds of DVDs and spread them around like fuckin johnny appleseed
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
if i ever get a copy of Cookies Bustle I'm going to apply the english patch and burn it to hundreds of DVDs and spread them around like fuckin johnny appleseed
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I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
Donate to Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat, organized by Andrew Elmore
Hey there! I'm Andrew, this is my wife Savannah. We have two kids, and we're… Andrew Elmore needs your support for Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat
gofund.me
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
Game designer from 1995: "I added a rocket launcher because it's cool"
Game designer from 2025: "We can't add a rocket launcher because it runs counter to our core pillar of Accessible First-In-Class Combat"
Game designer from 2025: "We can't add a rocket launcher because it runs counter to our core pillar of Accessible First-In-Class Combat"
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Game designer from 1995: "I added a rocket launcher because it's cool"
Game designer from 2025: "We can't add a rocket launcher because it runs counter to our core pillar of Accessible First-In-Class Combat"
Game designer from 2025: "We can't add a rocket launcher because it runs counter to our core pillar of Accessible First-In-Class Combat"
Breaking: Valve patching Gnome Chompsy out of games in light of their involvement and numerous photographs with Jeffery Epstein
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Breaking: Valve patching Gnome Chompsy out of games in light of their involvement and numerous photographs with Jeffery Epstein
windows crashing and then deciding to update right before a meeting.
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
windows crashing and then deciding to update right before a meeting.
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"how long until i see something horrific on bluesky" timer about the same as the "how long until i see something horrific" timer from twitter. I open this website and I am beset by the worst shit. social media is a mistake.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"how long until i see something horrific on bluesky" timer about the same as the "how long until i see something horrific" timer from twitter. I open this website and I am beset by the worst shit. social media is a mistake.
CM Punk
look in my eyeeeeeees
what do u seeee
piss and shit and poop and pee
what do u seeee
piss and shit and poop and pee
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
CM Punk
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The beefy racing machines and rockin' beats of ASCII's AeroGauge. (1997, N64)
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The beefy racing machines and rockin' beats of ASCII's AeroGauge. (1997, N64)
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
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December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM