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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
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For those in Britain who's media don't report this "KAT" means "Kill All Taigs" - that means my family.
This is what the British Govt permit to happen to the Irish community in N. Ireland every year. Because the people doing it are waving UJs.
And we're lectured about the word #Kneecap for a band
This is what the British Govt permit to happen to the Irish community in N. Ireland every year. Because the people doing it are waving UJs.
And we're lectured about the word #Kneecap for a band
June 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
For those in Britain who's media don't report this "KAT" means "Kill All Taigs" - that means my family.
This is what the British Govt permit to happen to the Irish community in N. Ireland every year. Because the people doing it are waving UJs.
And we're lectured about the word #Kneecap for a band
This is what the British Govt permit to happen to the Irish community in N. Ireland every year. Because the people doing it are waving UJs.
And we're lectured about the word #Kneecap for a band
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Why do The Prodigy keep telling me to ‘make some fucking noise’? Surely that’s on them
June 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why do The Prodigy keep telling me to ‘make some fucking noise’? Surely that’s on them
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
I entered my neighbours house
And
I entered my neighbours colon
For example:
I entered my neighbours house
And
I entered my neighbours colon
March 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
I entered my neighbours house
And
I entered my neighbours colon
For example:
I entered my neighbours house
And
I entered my neighbours colon
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Not done a giveaway in a while, so if anyone wants a 12x8 Severance print like/repost/follow and I'll pick a winner in a few days. If you don't want to risk not getting it you could simply buy a copy of course.
March 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not done a giveaway in a while, so if anyone wants a 12x8 Severance print like/repost/follow and I'll pick a winner in a few days. If you don't want to risk not getting it you could simply buy a copy of course.
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Very relieved we're into February now. I did No E January this year, where I gave the E button on my keyboard a break by not using it in emails for 31 days. It was tricky but I don't think anyone noticed
February 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Very relieved we're into February now. I did No E January this year, where I gave the E button on my keyboard a break by not using it in emails for 31 days. It was tricky but I don't think anyone noticed
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If you watch an entire series of The Apprentice backwards, it’s about a talking scrotum’s quest to assemble a handpicked team of Britain’s leading dickheads.
January 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you watch an entire series of The Apprentice backwards, it’s about a talking scrotum’s quest to assemble a handpicked team of Britain’s leading dickheads.
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A year ago we released #SleepymanFilm, a seasonal supernatural short starring #MikeWozniak & #WillAdamsdale, based on the story by @quantick.bsky.social. Do have a gander if you’re a fan of #GhostStoriesForChristmas! vimeo.com/meatbingo/sl...
Sleepyman
Sleepyman is a supernatural short film starring Mike Wozniak and Will Adamsdale, based on the story by Emmy award winning author David Quantick. Set in the 1890's,…
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December 24, 2024 at 10:40 AM
A year ago we released #SleepymanFilm, a seasonal supernatural short starring #MikeWozniak & #WillAdamsdale, based on the story by @quantick.bsky.social. Do have a gander if you’re a fan of #GhostStoriesForChristmas! vimeo.com/meatbingo/sl...
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I’ve got two posters signed by #MikeWozniak & #WillAdamsdale - repost/like this and I’ll choose two people randomly to send it to after Boxing Day. Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I’ve got two posters signed by #MikeWozniak & #WillAdamsdale - repost/like this and I’ll choose two people randomly to send it to after Boxing Day. Merry Christmas!
@immarkosullivan.bsky.social has he been yet?
December 25, 2024 at 9:56 AM
@immarkosullivan.bsky.social has he been yet?
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Mrs Brown's Boys, Christmas Day at 11.05
December 24, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys, Christmas Day at 11.05
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Here’s something childish to raise the tone here
November 30, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Here’s something childish to raise the tone here
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Me after tracking down the person who decided to put apricots and cranberries in cheese
December 21, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Me after tracking down the person who decided to put apricots and cranberries in cheese
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I don't want a grave. I want to be torn to pieces and eaten by eagles like my Grandfather and his Grandfather before him. Although unlike them I think I'd rather die first.
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I don't want a grave. I want to be torn to pieces and eaten by eagles like my Grandfather and his Grandfather before him. Although unlike them I think I'd rather die first.
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
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I just worked this out and it would mean each of us used about 44,000 miles of wrapping paper each Christmas. This is almost enough wrapping paper to go around the Earth twice.
Debbie McGee has just guessed that people in the UK use 3 trillion miles of wrapping paper each Christmas and I can't stop laughing
December 16, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I just worked this out and it would mean each of us used about 44,000 miles of wrapping paper each Christmas. This is almost enough wrapping paper to go around the Earth twice.
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Limerick for a Niche Demographic:
I bought a selection of cheese,
From a family named The Isleys,
"There's cheddar and others"
Declared the three brothers,
And then - with a smile - "Some are bries".
I bought a selection of cheese,
From a family named The Isleys,
"There's cheddar and others"
Declared the three brothers,
And then - with a smile - "Some are bries".
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Limerick for a Niche Demographic:
I bought a selection of cheese,
From a family named The Isleys,
"There's cheddar and others"
Declared the three brothers,
And then - with a smile - "Some are bries".
I bought a selection of cheese,
From a family named The Isleys,
"There's cheddar and others"
Declared the three brothers,
And then - with a smile - "Some are bries".
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Reminder of the time many, many years ago when a company I was working for asked me to come up with a nice Christmas jumper idea.
I quickly knocked this up and was asked to come into the office to explain what this was.
I quickly knocked this up and was asked to come into the office to explain what this was.
December 15, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Reminder of the time many, many years ago when a company I was working for asked me to come up with a nice Christmas jumper idea.
I quickly knocked this up and was asked to come into the office to explain what this was.
I quickly knocked this up and was asked to come into the office to explain what this was.
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some say “take a seat”
others say “sit down”
at ikea we say
others say “sit down”
at ikea we say
December 14, 2024 at 2:05 AM
some say “take a seat”
others say “sit down”
at ikea we say
others say “sit down”
at ikea we say
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- James, am I having sex?
"Pardon Sir?"
- Am I having sex James?
"Not at the moment Sir, no."
- What is this called then?
"Cheese, Sir."
"Pardon Sir?"
- Am I having sex James?
"Not at the moment Sir, no."
- What is this called then?
"Cheese, Sir."
July 19, 2023 at 9:42 PM
- James, am I having sex?
"Pardon Sir?"
- Am I having sex James?
"Not at the moment Sir, no."
- What is this called then?
"Cheese, Sir."
"Pardon Sir?"
- Am I having sex James?
"Not at the moment Sir, no."
- What is this called then?
"Cheese, Sir."
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Home Alone (Realistic Cut)
December 12, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Home Alone (Realistic Cut)
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
December 11, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam