NAUTICA VAN 🚐
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Mostly just repost shit about politics and like cartoons sometimes or whatever
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Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness
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Remember when the news repeatedly showed clips where Biden appeared to be lost or unsure of what he was supposed to be doing
Trump was shown to leave the stage but wasn’t visibly willing to go as Chelsea lifted the trophy
July 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Remember when the news repeatedly showed clips where Biden appeared to be lost or unsure of what he was supposed to be doing
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“Hello, and welcome to your Tesla Robotaxi. On our short ride today, I’ll be sharing with you my thoughts on the Holocaust.”
July 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Hello, and welcome to your Tesla Robotaxi. On our short ride today, I’ll be sharing with you my thoughts on the Holocaust.”
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MechaHitler will return in “The Internet is Forever”
July 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
MechaHitler will return in “The Internet is Forever”
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Trump: “You Idiots. How Could You Do This To Me”
June 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Trump: “You Idiots. How Could You Do This To Me”
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June 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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this is an insane, bizarre state of affairs in which no one knows who's at war with whom, all stemming from the fact that the president is a brain-damaged moron who doesn't know how anything works and lies constantly, which the news refuses to relay and must somehow write around
June 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this is an insane, bizarre state of affairs in which no one knows who's at war with whom, all stemming from the fact that the president is a brain-damaged moron who doesn't know how anything works and lies constantly, which the news refuses to relay and must somehow write around
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Trump deploys his powerful “Vladimir, pwease stop” tactic in the Middle East.
June 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Trump deploys his powerful “Vladimir, pwease stop” tactic in the Middle East.
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Maybe reputable news agencies shouldn't report Trump's assertions about international developments as fact until they are independently confirmed by other parties.
June 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Maybe reputable news agencies shouldn't report Trump's assertions about international developments as fact until they are independently confirmed by other parties.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
GWB has had something of a rehab in the last decade or so. I think that may erode
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
GWB has had something of a rehab in the last decade or so. I think that may erode
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Who can tell the difference?
IS there a difference is maybe the most important question.
IS there a difference is maybe the most important question.
June 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Who can tell the difference?
IS there a difference is maybe the most important question.
IS there a difference is maybe the most important question.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Trump could declare mission accomplished on immigration and his true believers would buy it and his approval would go up. But he’d have to fight Stephen Miller for his phone.
June 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trump could declare mission accomplished on immigration and his true believers would buy it and his approval would go up. But he’d have to fight Stephen Miller for his phone.
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists
The idea that conservative ideology should be equally represented in everything is ironically a very liberal idea
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists
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I have obtained new nonpublic data from ICE that shows that 2/3 of the people it had booked into detention facilities this fiscal year had no criminal convictions at all. Less than 7% have violent convictions. Most convictions were for immigration, traffic, and vice offenses.
June 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I have obtained new nonpublic data from ICE that shows that 2/3 of the people it had booked into detention facilities this fiscal year had no criminal convictions at all. Less than 7% have violent convictions. Most convictions were for immigration, traffic, and vice offenses.
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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for his next trick elon musk will win a twenty billion dollar government contract which he will receive in cash and set on fire in the middle of redwood national park
June 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
for his next trick elon musk will win a twenty billion dollar government contract which he will receive in cash and set on fire in the middle of redwood national park
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the main difference between the bush administration and this one is that the neoconservative ideologues have been replaced with people who want to see explosions on the tv
June 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the main difference between the bush administration and this one is that the neoconservative ideologues have been replaced with people who want to see explosions on the tv
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A Guinness novelty shirt? ICE really needs a dress code.
June 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A Guinness novelty shirt? ICE really needs a dress code.
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Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Genuine Question because I Do not understand… so if these men roll up in plain clothes and masks, grab a human being… even a child, and throw them in an unmarked vehicle I am just supposed to look the other way and say nothing ?? Ask Nothing ?