Myss Teresa
@myssteresa.bsky.social
Human being. She/her. Love and respect. Adhd strong.
Women in hot pursuit of their glow up.
August 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Women in hot pursuit of their glow up.
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Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.”
Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
August 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.”
Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
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If you haven’t yet… PBS is so desperate, they’re putting QR codes up on the app screen begging for people to contact their senate and congressional reps. This allows you to email them all at once.
protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/
protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/
Urge Congress: Save Public Media
Save your local stations. Email your Members of Congress now!
protectmypublicmedia.org
May 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you haven’t yet… PBS is so desperate, they’re putting QR codes up on the app screen begging for people to contact their senate and congressional reps. This allows you to email them all at once.
protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/
protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/
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youre like an exotic treat that ill remember for the rest of my life. im like the 2 am breakfast burrito you got from the shady mexican place when you were drunk and its actually really good hey maybe you misjudged this place these people really put in the effort you prick
May 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
youre like an exotic treat that ill remember for the rest of my life. im like the 2 am breakfast burrito you got from the shady mexican place when you were drunk and its actually really good hey maybe you misjudged this place these people really put in the effort you prick
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You ever get freshly tattooed, and then get goosebumps? Ouch.
May 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You ever get freshly tattooed, and then get goosebumps? Ouch.
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
Save me, 4pm coffee. 4pm coffee, save me.
April 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Save me, 4pm coffee. 4pm coffee, save me.
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Republicans in Congress are so hellbent on denying women political power that they’re coming for our voting rights. #HandsOffHerVote
Fun fact: eight in ten married women have changed their surname which means they don’t have a birth certificate that matches their current legal name.
Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.
The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.
The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
April 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Republicans in Congress are so hellbent on denying women political power that they’re coming for our voting rights. #HandsOffHerVote
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me: I'm going to build a time machine
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
April 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
me: I'm going to build a time machine
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for
me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
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“Bluesky is a place for serious discussion and an incredible tool for change”
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April 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“Bluesky is a place for serious discussion and an incredible tool for change”
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tree butt
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tree butt
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I’ll just keep talking about this until everyone understands the depravity and soullessness
Did you know that the Biden administration helped Israel sell a bunch of oil licenses on October 29, 2023 for land/sea that belongs to Palestine?
What interesting timing.
What interesting timing.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ll just keep talking about this until everyone understands the depravity and soullessness
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if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem
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“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die
April 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
January 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else
December 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else
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the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky
-shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation
-bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media
-insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally
-complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following
-shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation
-bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media
-insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally
-complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following
December 1, 2024 at 6:00 PM
the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky
-shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation
-bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media
-insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally
-complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following
-shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation
-bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media
-insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally
-complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following
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[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
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Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown.
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown.
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When a man tells me to smile I bite my tongue so hard my mouth fills with blood and then I flash him a nice sanguine grin
November 11, 2024 at 6:16 AM
When a man tells me to smile I bite my tongue so hard my mouth fills with blood and then I flash him a nice sanguine grin
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The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem
November 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem
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Normal people: [work, inflation, election, holiday season]
Me: Do you think Mr. Ed’s mouth hurt?
Me: Do you think Mr. Ed’s mouth hurt?
November 20, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Normal people: [work, inflation, election, holiday season]
Me: Do you think Mr. Ed’s mouth hurt?
Me: Do you think Mr. Ed’s mouth hurt?
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Like to be choked a bit in the bedroom so bring some mozzarella sticks
November 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Like to be choked a bit in the bedroom so bring some mozzarella sticks