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@pallavi.bsky.social
kind cunt
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@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.
no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body
it doesn’t matter though because it’s not you, right?
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
it doesn’t matter though because it’s not you, right?
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
never in my life did i think Mississippi Masala Mama would be on stage with Good Muslim, Bad Muslim Daddy and Socialist Mayor of New York Mamdani incredible work and feelings all around today
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
never in my life did i think Mississippi Masala Mama would be on stage with Good Muslim, Bad Muslim Daddy and Socialist Mayor of New York Mamdani incredible work and feelings all around today
just saw the mamdani speech and the outro music being DHOOOOOOM MACHALE! my millennial ass is so happy!!!
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
just saw the mamdani speech and the outro music being DHOOOOOOM MACHALE! my millennial ass is so happy!!!
i haven’t laughed this hard in ages i’m dying lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i haven’t laughed this hard in ages i’m dying lmao
the pendulum is swinging back around! it’s up to us to not let it swing away again 🫡🫡🫡
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the pendulum is swinging back around! it’s up to us to not let it swing away again 🫡🫡🫡
new york you beautiful bastards you did it!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
new york you beautiful bastards you did it!!
okay yes this is awful but wtf is your ass doing on this app eww
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
okay yes this is awful but wtf is your ass doing on this app eww
BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
inject anything tom pelphrey's been in straight into my veins
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
inject anything tom pelphrey's been in straight into my veins
i am working a lot and i am very tired and that is okay because it could be far worse but i also wish it were much better
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i am working a lot and i am very tired and that is okay because it could be far worse but i also wish it were much better
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Every time I refresh my timeline, Mamdani is live, somewhere else in NYC. There’s only one explanation.
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every time I refresh my timeline, Mamdani is live, somewhere else in NYC. There’s only one explanation.
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Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
i'm going to need my Michiganders and Minneapolitans to give @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and @omarfatehmn.com the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social treatment by getting excitement up to get these progressives in office. use the Mamdani momentum and let it spill over to progressives in other places!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i'm going to need my Michiganders and Minneapolitans to give @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and @omarfatehmn.com the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social treatment by getting excitement up to get these progressives in office. use the Mamdani momentum and let it spill over to progressives in other places!!
someone tell me what under-eye routine this man has because HE NEVER SLEEPS
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
someone tell me what under-eye routine this man has because HE NEVER SLEEPS
at what point are non-ICE officers going to mask up, not identity themselves, and start detaining ICE officers as they’re attempting to kidnap people? does the procedural rigor of the trump admin allow for fighting fire with fire?? I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE, PEOPLE!
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
at what point are non-ICE officers going to mask up, not identity themselves, and start detaining ICE officers as they’re attempting to kidnap people? does the procedural rigor of the trump admin allow for fighting fire with fire?? I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE, PEOPLE!
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This is insane shit. Cops hate the people of Los Angeles and look for any excuse to injure people.
Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This is insane shit. Cops hate the people of Los Angeles and look for any excuse to injure people.
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I've been sober 14+ years. About the same amount of time as everyone in Dodger Stadium right now
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I've been sober 14+ years. About the same amount of time as everyone in Dodger Stadium right now
me joining the cast of selling sunset and immediately turning the houses into low income housing
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
me joining the cast of selling sunset and immediately turning the houses into low income housing
i have seen more blackface costumes casually scrolling than i have ever vibes are FUCKED right now
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i have seen more blackface costumes casually scrolling than i have ever vibes are FUCKED right now
i mean give us a CHANCE to “thanks, Obama” him first!
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i mean give us a CHANCE to “thanks, Obama” him first!
god their editing team is so damn fast. comedians could learn a thing or two from him about the Clip Industrial Complex…
It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight.
Happy Halloween, NYC.
Happy Halloween, NYC.
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
god their editing team is so damn fast. comedians could learn a thing or two from him about the Clip Industrial Complex…
the best thing jd vance could do for usha is leave her for erika kirk. get those kids as far the fuck away from that man as you can
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the best thing jd vance could do for usha is leave her for erika kirk. get those kids as far the fuck away from that man as you can