megan_thescript
@meganthescript.bsky.social
Introvert. Giggle snorter. Lucky girl. Fan of The Script. I dearly love to laugh. Love dogs, naps, music, reading, true crime, cooking.
Sort of a female Larry David.
Sort of a female Larry David.
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That last line hits hard
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That last line hits hard
Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting “notes of tomato.”
June 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting “notes of tomato.”
You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, “I’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐
June 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, “I’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐
Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❤️
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❤️
These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes.
June 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes.
I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more.
June 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more.
Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays.
May 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays.
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A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one.
May 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one.
“Dream
the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵
the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵
May 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Dream
the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵
the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵
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My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy
May 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy
Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss*
May 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss*
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once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses
also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong
also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses
also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong
also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong
I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life.
May 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life.
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age yourself with a toy from your childhood
May 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
age yourself with a toy from your childhood
I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit.
May 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit.
It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair.
May 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair.
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If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime.
There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate.
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate.
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
🎶 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎵
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc
Mary Lambert - Secrets (Official)
YouTube video by MaryLambertVEVO
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May 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🎶 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎵
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc
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And the jobs of the future somehow bear a striking resemblance to the jobs of the past.
They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs.
They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs.
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And the jobs of the future somehow bear a striking resemblance to the jobs of the past.
They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs.
They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs.
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Single hot moms in your area don't have time for your shit
April 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Single hot moms in your area don't have time for your shit
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me: my bff asked me if i would spend so much time on twitter (which is what she calls bluesky) if i had a bf & i said bitch (which is what i call her), imma write a tweet (which is what i call a post) about this
my fake internet bf: what
my fake internet bf: what
April 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
me: my bff asked me if i would spend so much time on twitter (which is what she calls bluesky) if i had a bf & i said bitch (which is what i call her), imma write a tweet (which is what i call a post) about this
my fake internet bf: what
my fake internet bf: what