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megan_thescript
@meganthescript.bsky.social
Introvert. Giggle snorter. Lucky girl. Fan of The Script. I dearly love to laugh. Love dogs, naps, music, reading, true crime, cooking.

Sort of a female Larry David.
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That last line hits hard
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m dying to know if Barry Gibb has seen this before.

youtu.be/ssIY8NYwvh4
The Office CPR Complete scene.
YouTube video by Iram Aguirre
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July 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nothing will ever make me happier than the facial expressions & sound Moira makes wine tasting & getting “notes of tomato.”
June 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You know it was a really bad dream when you wake up & say, “I’m really glad my mom can’t die a second time.” 😐
June 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Thirteen years today. I miss you, mom. ❤️
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
These are my emotional support cheesy potatoes.
June 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think falling in love in your 40s (or later) is awesome. By that age many of us will have been chewed up & spit out and we’ll appreciate it all the more.
June 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Having to wear real clothes on a Saturday is stupid. Oh, also Sundays through Fridays.
May 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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A general strike would solve like 80% of the problems in the US but individualism keeps us from acting as one.
May 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Dream

the crow black dream…” 🎶🎵
May 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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My vibrator is dead guess it finally became a real boy
May 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh man. When the lazy coworker you can’t stand gets busted cold by corporate for not doing her job. *chef’s kiss*
May 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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once every decade or so we should all be allowed administrative control of our memories, enabling us to delete the extraneous lines of code, the bugs, the latent catastrophic viruses

also that time we hooked up with Kevin the ornithologist and he orgasmed in birdsong
May 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I will be dissecting the movie Nope for the rest of my life.
May 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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age yourself with a toy from your childhood
May 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I don’t wanna hear anything about that stupid motherfucker. You let me know when he’s dead. Otherwise I don’t give a shit.
May 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It smells like someone sprayed Eau de B.O. at the office & I’m going to be pissed if this smell attaches to my hair.
May 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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If your product can't exist without theft, it's not a product, it's a crime.
May 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There’s no way those kids in Footloose were good dancers right outta the gate.
May 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎶 Sooo-oooooooo what?! 🎵
youtu.be/cqqqV50zaAc
Mary Lambert - Secrets (Official)
YouTube video by MaryLambertVEVO
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May 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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And the jobs of the future somehow bear a striking resemblance to the jobs of the past.

They want our children and grandchildren on assembly lines, in mines, and in the fields. Generation after generation. This is the plan to create a world in which we are all piece-workers in service to oligarchs.
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Single hot moms in your area don't have time for your shit
April 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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me: my bff asked me if i would spend so much time on twitter (which is what she calls bluesky) if i had a bf & i said bitch (which is what i call her), imma write a tweet (which is what i call a post) about this

my fake internet bf: what
April 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM