Ms. Mushroom 🍄
@mushroom-gills.bsky.social
She/her, mom, Midwestern, termagant and/or virago.
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who up thinking about the darkness that lurks in their fellow man’s heart
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
who up thinking about the darkness that lurks in their fellow man’s heart
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my unruly teen is becoming a bluesman and dedicating his life to wandering around the mississippi delta with nothing but a guitar and his word instead of becoming a doctor
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
my unruly teen is becoming a bluesman and dedicating his life to wandering around the mississippi delta with nothing but a guitar and his word instead of becoming a doctor
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
Me, when I see my husband’s my kids’ full stockings hanging next to my empty one. Mine’s just a big flat sock 😉 behttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVCtUdaMCU
Christmas Robe - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Me, when I see my husband’s my kids’ full stockings hanging next to my empty one. Mine’s just a big flat sock 😉 behttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOVCtUdaMCU
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me, the moment it says “out for delivery”
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
me, the moment it says “out for delivery”
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For those celebrating: blessings for a Happy Solstice. May the light (whether returning or diminishing) never fail to shine within, allowing you to see both yourself and others by its clarity, warmth and luminance.
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For those celebrating: blessings for a Happy Solstice. May the light (whether returning or diminishing) never fail to shine within, allowing you to see both yourself and others by its clarity, warmth and luminance.
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it's unanimous: guys who look like they make you answer a riddle to cross their bridge aren't apologizing
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it's unanimous: guys who look like they make you answer a riddle to cross their bridge aren't apologizing
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I don't know about you all, but I like to hang my stockings by the chimney haphazardly.
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I don't know about you all, but I like to hang my stockings by the chimney haphazardly.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Every single week my neighbor has four guys simultaneously using leaf blowers on every inch of his yard for nearly two hours. I am not exaggerating.
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Every single week my neighbor has four guys simultaneously using leaf blowers on every inch of his yard for nearly two hours. I am not exaggerating.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
Me, to anyone asking at any point prior to 12/24 whether I’m finished with all of my Christmas shopping yet:
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the words `` it 's '' written above him .
Alt: GIF of Tim Robinson saying “it’s illegal for you to ask me that”
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me, to anyone asking at any point prior to 12/24 whether I’m finished with all of my Christmas shopping yet:
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
Woke up to the monstrosity that is the Liquid Glass update on my iPhone. Why? Who wanted this? To what end?
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Woke up to the monstrosity that is the Liquid Glass update on my iPhone. Why? Who wanted this? To what end?
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
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You’re not sure you still believe in the teachings of the Great Crystal, you say? Come, let’s discuss this closer to the edge of the Pit of Apostates.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You’re not sure you still believe in the teachings of the Great Crystal, you say? Come, let’s discuss this closer to the edge of the Pit of Apostates.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/