Matt Elliott
@mselliott85.bsky.social
Just got here, still setting things up. Gonna be tough to give up Twitter. We'll see how this goes.
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
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My @vanityfair.com oral history of PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES, released on this day in 1987:
'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' at 35: An Oral History of One of the Most Beloved Road Movies Ever Made
Starring Steve Martin and John Candy, the John Hughes road trip comedy had a nearly four-hour runtime at one point. Hear from cast, crew, and Hughes' family about the classic.
www.vanityfair.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My @vanityfair.com oral history of PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES, released on this day in 1987:
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Hello. Today I ate everything on Popeyes’ Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Menu. Some of the things I saw and ate will haunt my dreams for years ... so I think that makes it one of the most accurate tie-in menus ever?
I Ate Everything on Popeyes’ ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu
Now I truly understand the horror of fighting an animatronic bear.
screencrush.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hello. Today I ate everything on Popeyes’ Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Menu. Some of the things I saw and ate will haunt my dreams for years ... so I think that makes it one of the most accurate tie-in menus ever?
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He has managed to use a real tuxedo to achieve the effect of a tuxedo print tshirt
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He has managed to use a real tuxedo to achieve the effect of a tuxedo print tshirt
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@catsofyore.bsky.social
Can you give this a boost to help some poorly kitties? The Society for Abandoned Animals is where I adopted my cats Merlin & Juno from many years ago.
www.justgiving.com/campaign/whi...
Can you give this a boost to help some poorly kitties? The Society for Abandoned Animals is where I adopted my cats Merlin & Juno from many years ago.
www.justgiving.com/campaign/whi...
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@catsofyore.bsky.social
Can you give this a boost to help some poorly kitties? The Society for Abandoned Animals is where I adopted my cats Merlin & Juno from many years ago.
www.justgiving.com/campaign/whi...
Can you give this a boost to help some poorly kitties? The Society for Abandoned Animals is where I adopted my cats Merlin & Juno from many years ago.
www.justgiving.com/campaign/whi...
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An unearthed video shows Former Defense Secretary Esper saying #Shit4Brains wanted to shoot protesters. “Can’t you just shoot them?” This is why our military needs the reminder about unlawful orders.
Share this widely.
An unearthed video shows Former Defense Secretary Esper saying #Shit4Brains wanted to shoot protesters. “Can’t you just shoot them?” This is why our military needs the reminder about unlawful orders.
Share this widely.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An unearthed video shows Former Defense Secretary Esper saying #Shit4Brains wanted to shoot protesters. “Can’t you just shoot them?” This is why our military needs the reminder about unlawful orders.
Share this widely.
An unearthed video shows Former Defense Secretary Esper saying #Shit4Brains wanted to shoot protesters. “Can’t you just shoot them?” This is why our military needs the reminder about unlawful orders.
Share this widely.
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Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
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I was a debate kid and what I learned is that the best people at arguing do not believe or care about what they’re saying.
People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I was a debate kid and what I learned is that the best people at arguing do not believe or care about what they’re saying.
On the other hand, I can't wait to have a lawyer who trusts psychics!
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
On the other hand, I can't wait to have a lawyer who trusts psychics!
Just a brilliant strategy to potentially remove the most popular show on your network from everyone's future DVR recordings.
By this time next week, we will be The Rachel Maddow Show on MS NOW!
Everything else about us will be the same, and that includes watching.
However! If you DVR the show, you may want to double check the scheduler to make sure it didn't get confused.
Everything else about us will be the same, and that includes watching.
However! If you DVR the show, you may want to double check the scheduler to make sure it didn't get confused.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just a brilliant strategy to potentially remove the most popular show on your network from everyone's future DVR recordings.
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It’s fucking insane that millions of Americans are without pay for more than a month
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s fucking insane that millions of Americans are without pay for more than a month
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
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"Smoking on the 'Bill Crackman' tonight" 😂
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Smoking on the 'Bill Crackman' tonight" 😂
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
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New goal: get World Series tickets behind home plate, purchase crazy-looking sunglasses, stare at my phone the whole game.
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New goal: get World Series tickets behind home plate, purchase crazy-looking sunglasses, stare at my phone the whole game.
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Goldberg Variations, BWV 988:Aria.
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
What's your favorite use of pre-existing classical music in a movie not directed by Stanley Kubrick?
Mine is probably "Hall of the Mountain King" from Fritz Lang's M, the main melody of which is whistled by the killer.
Runner up: Howard Hanson's Symphony No. 2 ("Romantic") at the end of Alien
Mine is probably "Hall of the Mountain King" from Fritz Lang's M, the main melody of which is whistled by the killer.
Runner up: Howard Hanson's Symphony No. 2 ("Romantic") at the end of Alien
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Goldberg Variations, BWV 988:Aria.
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"