AnActualWolf
@anactualwolf.bsky.social
Children's librarian, elderly little baby, also the strongest woman alive.
Congratulations to Satan on finally dragging Dick Cheney’s soul to hell.
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Congratulations to Satan on finally dragging Dick Cheney’s soul to hell.
You guys are nuts, this is hilarious.
For sale: baby shoes, $30!???
Inspired by my recent attempt to buy some baby shoes at the store.
Inspired by my recent attempt to buy some baby shoes at the store.
September 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You guys are nuts, this is hilarious.
For sale: baby shoes, $30!???
Inspired by my recent attempt to buy some baby shoes at the store.
Inspired by my recent attempt to buy some baby shoes at the store.
September 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For sale: baby shoes, $30!???
Inspired by my recent attempt to buy some baby shoes at the store.
Inspired by my recent attempt to buy some baby shoes at the store.
I’m reading Northanger Abbey and just marveling at Jane Austen’s ability to perfectly capture a particular type of guy who sucks.
August 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m reading Northanger Abbey and just marveling at Jane Austen’s ability to perfectly capture a particular type of guy who sucks.
This phrasing feels wrong to me. Shouldn’t it just be “Rain Forecast” with no -ed? Forecast is a noun and a verb phrase…I think?? This feels like “I eated lunch.”
Help, I need someone smart! This bothers me every time rain is forecast!
Help, I need someone smart! This bothers me every time rain is forecast!
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This phrasing feels wrong to me. Shouldn’t it just be “Rain Forecast” with no -ed? Forecast is a noun and a verb phrase…I think?? This feels like “I eated lunch.”
Help, I need someone smart! This bothers me every time rain is forecast!
Help, I need someone smart! This bothers me every time rain is forecast!
You know what’s nice? When you’re carrying a baby on your shoulders and the baby leans down to look at your face and then pats your head. Top human experience right there.
July 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You know what’s nice? When you’re carrying a baby on your shoulders and the baby leans down to look at your face and then pats your head. Top human experience right there.
The new Superman movie was unexpectedly cathartic. Love watching bad guys lose.
July 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The new Superman movie was unexpectedly cathartic. Love watching bad guys lose.
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it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers
This is part of what’s so insane. As they talk about re-shoring and manufacturing they are actively trying to destroy an entire us manufacturing industry that already exists.
Billions of dollars in clean energy projects have been canceled since Donald Trump took office again — leaving thousands of jobs and the shift to clean energy in doubt.
April 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers
The baby woke up in the middle of the night and I took him to the window so we could see the eclipse. But I couldn’t even see the moon! I was so mad I’d missed it.
This morning I realized “couldn’t see the moon” is LITERALLY what an eclipse is.
Good news, I saw it, and I’m just tired and stupid!
This morning I realized “couldn’t see the moon” is LITERALLY what an eclipse is.
Good news, I saw it, and I’m just tired and stupid!
March 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The baby woke up in the middle of the night and I took him to the window so we could see the eclipse. But I couldn’t even see the moon! I was so mad I’d missed it.
This morning I realized “couldn’t see the moon” is LITERALLY what an eclipse is.
Good news, I saw it, and I’m just tired and stupid!
This morning I realized “couldn’t see the moon” is LITERALLY what an eclipse is.
Good news, I saw it, and I’m just tired and stupid!
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Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.
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So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
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Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes.
You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.
My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.
www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.
My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.
www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
Public comment on US passport form changes related to trans
www.reddit.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes.
You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.
My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.
www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment.
My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc.
www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...
I see the same thing with the “fork in the road” email. It planted the idea that ALL the fired fed workers are being paid through September, which is obviously a lie.
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I see the same thing with the “fork in the road” email. It planted the idea that ALL the fired fed workers are being paid through September, which is obviously a lie.
I emailed Sen. Eric Schmitt to ask about the impact of MO losing thousands of federal jobs and he responded by calling the fired workers “nameless, faceless bureaucrats who are not accountable to the American people.”
Dude, they ARE the American people! It’s our friends and neighbors. It’s us!!
Dude, they ARE the American people! It’s our friends and neighbors. It’s us!!
February 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I emailed Sen. Eric Schmitt to ask about the impact of MO losing thousands of federal jobs and he responded by calling the fired workers “nameless, faceless bureaucrats who are not accountable to the American people.”
Dude, they ARE the American people! It’s our friends and neighbors. It’s us!!
Dude, they ARE the American people! It’s our friends and neighbors. It’s us!!
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MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
February 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MY MUM, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001: oh God. It's all too much
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
MY DAD: Jesus. Did you hear about the Pentagon
ME, SIX YEARS OLD, HAVING LEARNED MY SHAPES THAT MORNING: yes :)
Did storytime for some delightful toddlers, then called my stupid horrible senators. Living through a coup, baby! It’s all so stupid.
a woman wearing a mask and a yellow shirt is standing on a red carpet
Alt: a woman wearing a mask and a yellow shirt does a workout dance while a parade of military SUVs speeds past during the 2021 Myanmar coup.
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Did storytime for some delightful toddlers, then called my stupid horrible senators. Living through a coup, baby! It’s all so stupid.
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if you're a democratic senator and you're still voting to confirm trump nominees despite him allowing elon musk to gleefully dismantle the government then your brain has fallen out of your ass.
February 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
if you're a democratic senator and you're still voting to confirm trump nominees despite him allowing elon musk to gleefully dismantle the government then your brain has fallen out of your ass.
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simply repeating the straight reporting of what is happening in the executive branch makes you sound like you have lost your mind.
February 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
simply repeating the straight reporting of what is happening in the executive branch makes you sound like you have lost your mind.
There’s a coup happening and my horrible senators’ voicemails are full. Please at least listen to your messages you useless chucklefucks.
February 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There’s a coup happening and my horrible senators’ voicemails are full. Please at least listen to your messages you useless chucklefucks.
Beans DO NOT help you call down after a stressful meeting. What the fuck.
December 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Beans DO NOT help you call down after a stressful meeting. What the fuck.
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does the grinch have a cloaca
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
does the grinch have a cloaca
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I found this amazing painting at a Catholic rummage sale and I need more people to appreciate it. A little dish of eyeballs!!!
June 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I found this amazing painting at a Catholic rummage sale and I need more people to appreciate it. A little dish of eyeballs!!!
Tiny kid at the library, maybe 2-and-a-half: I know where it is. I checked online.
Kid's mom: What did it say?
Tiny kid: It said w w w w w w w............w.
Kid's mom: What did it say?
Tiny kid: It said w w w w w w w............w.
May 4, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Tiny kid at the library, maybe 2-and-a-half: I know where it is. I checked online.
Kid's mom: What did it say?
Tiny kid: It said w w w w w w w............w.
Kid's mom: What did it say?
Tiny kid: It said w w w w w w w............w.