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just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
once again i am asking
why is everyone so mean to my sweet giant baby dunc
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
this is a pokemon
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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How to build a nested list
1) Start like this
A) Then do this
Bird: I live here now
2) Make sure to get the bird out
Bird: NO
March 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
you know i really think "endless mike" is one of the greatest character names of all time
February 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
just guys being dudes
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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sorry but when it comes to the high price of berries i think we all know who the real culprits are: toddlers
As consumption of strawberries and blueberries has skyrocketed among American families, so too have berry prices. But don't blame the farmers!

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February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
one of my nieces is turning 4 next month, and her big obsession now is unicorns so i'm going to the horse toy experts: breyer
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
dudes rock
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
just learned about sissy spacek's original nose
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
20 years ago on this very night i met j! hooray!
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Toots Mister

United States, Census, 1940
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
i wish there was a horror movie about pregnancy that really grappled with enthusiastically wanting the baby. saying yes to the body horror PLUS the mindfuck of wanting to be a good vessel for another person and how dehumanizing that feels. of wondering if something bad happens is it your fault?
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
oh christ it's a three day weekend
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
more like gavin nuisance!! i'm tired of this guy!!
February 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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Possibly this Italian ice does contain a vengeful demon
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
@spiceweasel.bsky.social reading johnny weir's Wikipedia and it says he lives in delaware, thought of you
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
it stresses me out when figure skaters run on the ice
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
r is getting tubes in her ears! tbh i'm relieved it's gonna be that simple. she's been essentially nonstop sick since august and she's been experiencing some hearing loss (audiologist says nothing structural is wrong). i can't wait for this to be over
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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the pitt: hm i wonder what will happen to beloved Dr Robby

the pitt: motorcycle 𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆 ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ MOTORCYCLE 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘺𝘤𝘭𝘦
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM