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come on, man
photo interior evening. on a kitchen counter, 3 plushies (kuromi, minnie mouse, and hello kitty) are gathered around a white and green teacup. something pale is in the cup but from this vantage the viewer is unable to discern its contents. something wicked this way comes-ass photo
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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@spiceweasel.bsky.social looking at this toy catalog with r, and i RUSHED to snap a pic
close up photo of a toy listing in a catalog. it features two white boys in a suburban lawn, one holding a red toy leaf blower, the other a weed trimmer. it reads: Are you ready for the power? Power Tools Each one features authentic details, realistic sounds, and incredible functionality! Each requires 3 AA batteries. Ages 3+ A. Leaf Blower FB364 • $24.95 B. Weed Trimmer FB366 • $34.95 AA Batteries 4pk IAB001 • $4.95
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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r enjoying the snow
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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the DREAD i felt reading "families i would like to meet with first"
screenshot of an email excerpt from r's pre-k teacher it reads: We hope you get to enjoy the snow this afternoon. Next week on Wednesday, November 19 and Thursday, November 20 I will be available to meet for optional conferences. I am going to send invitations to families I would like to meet with first, and then the remaining timeslots will be first come, first serve. I will send out the remaining times by Friday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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r's been watching this show on netflix, and it just hit me that she's you
promo image for the kids' animated television show vida the vet. it shows a red headed girl wearing a purple jacket with teal boots, stethoscope, and hair tie. she is standing in a glade surrounded by various animal friends. it kind of has lisa frank vibe
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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lmao i need you to see this side by side to really get it
two headshots juxtaposed side by side. on the left is aftab pureval, a south asian man in his early forties. he is smiling warmly to the left of the frame. on the right is cory bowman, a white man in his mid thirties who appears to be going for anime protagonist hair with a patchy neckbeard. he is smiling unconvincingly to the left of the frame
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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lmao ap already called it
screenshot from ap news showing the cincinnati mayoral race has been called at only 22% of the votes counted. incumbent aftab pureval won with 81.7% of the vote, with dipshit cory bowman losing at a pathetic 18.3%
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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his official statement
text message screenshot which reads: Legit lol That rules
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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now we're home and she's diligently raking leaves?? sure dude
photo exterior day, cloudy. top down view of a small blonde child in a black sweatshirt, grey sweatpants, and gold boots standing in a driveway raking golden leaves with a miniature rake into a large pile.
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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the fuck
photo, closeup of the inside of a pink plastic jack o'lantern bucket with a king size reese's big cup on top of a pile of much smaller candy
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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costume number 2
photo exterior evening. a small blonde child stands in a suburban yard, looking wistfully of to the left of the frame. she is wearing a skeleton costume and gold chelsea boots. she is holding a hot pink bucket.
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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costume number 1
photo interior day. a small blonde child stands in a vaguely messy living room. she is looking off to the left of the frame, smiling broadly with her tongue between her teeth. she is wearing a white collared shirt, a hot pink cardigan, black skirt, and hot pink and black striped socks which extend above her knees.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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moe has only two kneecaps
reddit screenshot from r/somnigastronomy, posted by user mother_demand1833. it reads: Green Apple Kneecap Custard I recently dreamed about visiting a small but high-end confection shop. In the back corner, there was a life-sized fake skeleton (like a Halloween decoration) sitting in a rocking chair. The skeleton was labeled with the name "Moe." I walked toward Moe and realized that he was kept refrigerated, his bones glistening with just a hint of cool moisture. The shop owner followed me to show me what this was all about. He walked up and removed the skeleton's kneecap, which turned out to be hollow and packed with a smooth, light green custard. post continues: I was told that this "green apple Kneecap custard" was in high demand, but it could only be produced in limited quantities because "Moe has only two kneecaps." I bought a custard, which was smooth, rich, and lightly flavored with tart green apple. It was the consistency of a good creme caramel. It was expensive, and I immediately felt a sense of buyer's remorse. But I decided to cherish the experience. I had to eat it where I was standing so I could return the hollow kneecap, which needed to be washed and sanitized before being filled with a new batch and cooled to the perfect temperature. Disturbing but undeniably tasty.
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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cecklace
cropped screenshot from a vogue article about fall trends featuring a long black beaded necklace with a tasseled pendant. the caption reads: LE SUNDIAL Venice Opera onyx cecklace (sic) $720 MODA OPERANDI
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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IT'S PUPS' 13TH BIRTHDAY
photo interior day. an elderly rottweiler lounges on a blue couch with a blue fuzzy blanket. her ears are perked up and alert, she is looking solemnly at the viewer same as previous but now she's licking her chops. she is maintaining eye contact
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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"c. texana is merely feral c. pepo"
closeup crop of the wikipedia page for cucurbita pepo. it reads "Some authors maintain that C. pepo is derived from C. texana, while others suggest that C. texana is merely feral C. pepo."
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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HALLZOOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
photo exterior day, cloudy. roof of the entrance to the cincinnati zoo and botanical garden, there is a giant spider crawling over the sign
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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sickos dot jpg
closeup screenshot of a weather app featuring the forecast for today and the next two days. the low for thursday the 23rd has been circled several times in yellow. it is 31°f/ -.5°c, marking the first time this season it will reach below freezing
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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still image of jason funderburker from over the garden wall. his hands are up to his open mouth and is looking to the left of the frame.
October 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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four going on fourteen
photo exterior day. a blonde child wearing white sunglasses, a striped t shirt, red shorts, blue socks, and gold chelsea boots sits on a large pumpkin. she's staring off to the left of the frame pensively
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Y'ALL
photo interior night. closeup of a hand holding a pint of graeter's skyline spice ice cream
October 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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dude the fancy ice cream place near my house (they also had a location near my old apartment #blessed) does a flavor with oreos and biscoff cookies that is unreal. this is a picture of it that i just took from their website
cropped screenshot of a photo of an ice cream scoop digging into vanilla ice cream made with crushed oreos and biscoff cookies. it looks like the finest marble
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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🎵 hello darkness, my old friend 🎵
photo of a lifetouch brochure, advertising picture day 2025. smiling children of varying ages and races surround the text
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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checking in
screenshot of a phone lock screen, showing tuesday october 14, 8:26pm. the featured image is a photo of a blonde child with her hands near her head, making a monster face
October 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM