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· Jun 21
just saw a robin with a worm in its beak. way to be a stereotype, loser
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When one cat puts an arm around another, share if you agree.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When one cat puts an arm around another, share if you agree.
retconning r as being named after ruth wakefield, inventor of the chocolate chip cookie
Ruth Graves Wakefield - Wikipedia
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November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
retconning r as being named after ruth wakefield, inventor of the chocolate chip cookie
oh snap i just remembered the pitt comes back in january
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
oh snap i just remembered the pitt comes back in january
@spiceweasel.bsky.social looking at this toy catalog with r, and i RUSHED to snap a pic
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@spiceweasel.bsky.social looking at this toy catalog with r, and i RUSHED to snap a pic
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
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under no circumstances can my wife be left to her own devices
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
under no circumstances can my wife be left to her own devices
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
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r's wearing her skeleton jimjams and her robe with a bear face on the hood and it gives the impression that she's a reanimated ursine corpse wandering around my house
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
r's wearing her skeleton jimjams and her robe with a bear face on the hood and it gives the impression that she's a reanimated ursine corpse wandering around my house
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spare a thought for the poor souls who spent years working towards getting an invite to sex pest island only to have it cruelly snatched away
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
spare a thought for the poor souls who spent years working towards getting an invite to sex pest island only to have it cruelly snatched away
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER GET MY FEET THIS FAR ORBITAL BEBOP
🚨NEW EPISODE ALERT🚨
This week we're joined by @ilikemints.bsky.social to talk about Girls Just Want to Have Fun, a perfectly fun time for the teenage girl in all of us. Don't miss it!
This week we're joined by @ilikemints.bsky.social to talk about Girls Just Want to Have Fun, a perfectly fun time for the teenage girl in all of us. Don't miss it!
Episode 80: Girls Just Want to Have Fun featuring Molly Rich
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November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D EVER GET MY FEET THIS FAR ORBITAL BEBOP
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To hoot... perchance to holler
March 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
To hoot... perchance to holler
hell yeah brother
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hell yeah brother
very local news: christopher lindner was shot and killed by police. yeah, those lindners
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November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
very local news: christopher lindner was shot and killed by police. yeah, those lindners
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i just had an encounter with bariwise the dancing clown in the sewers underneath cbs studios
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i just had an encounter with bariwise the dancing clown in the sewers underneath cbs studios
reelect
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
reelect
i'm not jim jim jimmy jim jim jim jim, HE'S jim jim jimmy jim jim jim jim
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i'm not jim jim jimmy jim jim jim jim, HE'S jim jim jimmy jim jim jim jim
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Suckin’ Off Bubba is the new Honkin’ On Bobo
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Suckin’ Off Bubba is the new Honkin’ On Bobo
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AI Dead Grandma: (to grandson) Good question, darlin'! To make a bomb capable of taking down a building, you'd do like you would in my day, get yerself a humdinger of a lot of fertilizer!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
AI Dead Grandma: (to grandson) Good question, darlin'! To make a bomb capable of taking down a building, you'd do like you would in my day, get yerself a humdinger of a lot of fertilizer!
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Epstein files got me realizing I don’t have enough email buddies in my life
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Epstein files got me realizing I don’t have enough email buddies in my life
we're on our way to "game night" at r's school and she just said "i'm losing my mind thinking about that ring toss!!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
we're on our way to "game night" at r's school and she just said "i'm losing my mind thinking about that ring toss!!"
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this feels like a plot from the show Evil
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
this feels like a plot from the show Evil
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Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/