Admiral Eyebrows
@thewillthe.bsky.social
FoD, former AVCer, father to cat and dog alike
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I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.
Sorry but you must phrase that in the form of a question.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.
My phone randomly showed me this picture I took as a joke but now I’m like ya know, I think I could pull off a mustache
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My phone randomly showed me this picture I took as a joke but now I’m like ya know, I think I could pull off a mustache
I cannot stop laughing at Jak Jockson
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I cannot stop laughing at Jak Jockson
Gonna tell my kids this was Young Sheldon
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Young Sheldon
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A question that popped into my head that I realize I’m not sure of the answer: is a road runner a real bird or just something that Looney Tunes made up?
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A question that popped into my head that I realize I’m not sure of the answer: is a road runner a real bird or just something that Looney Tunes made up?
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Huh, well, one more No Kings protest oughta do the trick, right?
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Huh, well, one more No Kings protest oughta do the trick, right?
“Jesus Christ, I was in Terminator”
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
“Jesus Christ, I was in Terminator”
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happy new year, from the new york yankees
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
happy new year, from the new york yankees
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January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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144 characters? What is this, Stranger Things 5?
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
144 characters? What is this, Stranger Things 5?
So how’s Y2K looking in Australia and Asia so far?
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So how’s Y2K looking in Australia and Asia so far?
Final unofficial count of references to Hamilton: 4. (2 of which amounted to “he was present”)
I appreciate Ken Burns’s commitment to the bit of not mentioning Alexander Hamilton. Every time it’s this big buildup of “Washington depended on his most trusted aide in this matter: Someone Else.”
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Final unofficial count of references to Hamilton: 4. (2 of which amounted to “he was present”)
As someone who really likes the first 2 Avatar movies, I kinda can't believe how much I disliked 3. Legit the only James Cameron movie I haven't liked. Such a dull, repetitive mess.
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As someone who really likes the first 2 Avatar movies, I kinda can't believe how much I disliked 3. Legit the only James Cameron movie I haven't liked. Such a dull, repetitive mess.
At a quick glance it sounds like he used a motorcycle as a melee weapon against some guys which, I'm gonna be controversial here, I don't think should be a crime.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
At a quick glance it sounds like he used a motorcycle as a melee weapon against some guys which, I'm gonna be controversial here, I don't think should be a crime.
I would like to introduce my new app that teaches you how to meet women without eating spinach, Bluto
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I would like to introduce my new app that teaches you how to meet women without eating spinach, Bluto
Occasionally the algorithm will show me some picture of Joe Biden just smiling and being a happy retired guy, and I’m like, man, remember back when the president was a nice person?
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Occasionally the algorithm will show me some picture of Joe Biden just smiling and being a happy retired guy, and I’m like, man, remember back when the president was a nice person?
Who has a wireless mechanical keyboard they like?
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Who has a wireless mechanical keyboard they like?
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GOD DAMMIT DUTCH! WHAT OTHER BIRTHDAYS ARE YOU CELEBRATING FOR THE D.A.?!
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
GOD DAMMIT DUTCH! WHAT OTHER BIRTHDAYS ARE YOU CELEBRATING FOR THE D.A.?!
John Adams with this banger
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
John Adams with this banger
Death by Lightning is an all time great Shea Whigham peformance.
(And a fun entry in my theory that all his characters are the same immortal guy, cursed to suffer fools throughout time.)
(And a fun entry in my theory that all his characters are the same immortal guy, cursed to suffer fools throughout time.)
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Death by Lightning is an all time great Shea Whigham peformance.
(And a fun entry in my theory that all his characters are the same immortal guy, cursed to suffer fools throughout time.)
(And a fun entry in my theory that all his characters are the same immortal guy, cursed to suffer fools throughout time.)
Working out in the basement while listening to Christmas music makes me feel like a serial killer that Hannibal Lecter is going to try and help catch
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Working out in the basement while listening to Christmas music makes me feel like a serial killer that Hannibal Lecter is going to try and help catch
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now