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Admiral Eyebrows
@thewillthe.bsky.social
FoD, former AVCer, father to cat and dog alike
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I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.
Sorry but you must phrase that in the form of a question.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
My phone randomly showed me this picture I took as a joke but now I’m like ya know, I think I could pull off a mustache
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I cannot stop laughing at Jak Jockson
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Young Sheldon
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 1:34 AM
A question that popped into my head that I realize I’m not sure of the answer: is a road runner a real bird or just something that Looney Tunes made up?
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Huh, well, one more No Kings protest oughta do the trick, right?
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“Jesus Christ, I was in Terminator”
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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happy new year, from the new york yankees
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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🥳
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
144 characters? What is this, Stranger Things 5?
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
So how’s Y2K looking in Australia and Asia so far?
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Final unofficial count of references to Hamilton: 4. (2 of which amounted to “he was present”)
I appreciate Ken Burns’s commitment to the bit of not mentioning Alexander Hamilton. Every time it’s this big buildup of “Washington depended on his most trusted aide in this matter: Someone Else.”
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As someone who really likes the first 2 Avatar movies, I kinda can't believe how much I disliked 3. Legit the only James Cameron movie I haven't liked. Such a dull, repetitive mess.
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At a quick glance it sounds like he used a motorcycle as a melee weapon against some guys which, I'm gonna be controversial here, I don't think should be a crime.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wow
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I would like to introduce my new app that teaches you how to meet women without eating spinach, Bluto
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Occasionally the algorithm will show me some picture of Joe Biden just smiling and being a happy retired guy, and I’m like, man, remember back when the president was a nice person?
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Who has a wireless mechanical keyboard they like?
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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GOD DAMMIT DUTCH! WHAT OTHER BIRTHDAYS ARE YOU CELEBRATING FOR THE D.A.?!
The reason for the season:
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
John Adams with this banger
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Death by Lightning is an all time great Shea Whigham peformance.

(And a fun entry in my theory that all his characters are the same immortal guy, cursed to suffer fools throughout time.)
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Working out in the basement while listening to Christmas music makes me feel like a serial killer that Hannibal Lecter is going to try and help catch
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM