Admiral Eyebrows
@thewillthe.bsky.social
FoD, former AVCer, father to cat and dog alike
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There’s something unseemly about the “NFL players saying what college they’re from” intro and I can’t quite put my finger on it
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There’s something unseemly about the “NFL players saying what college they’re from” intro and I can’t quite put my finger on it
Whoa I do not think I had seen a picture of Aaron Rodgers recently? He looks wwweird
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Whoa I do not think I had seen a picture of Aaron Rodgers recently? He looks wwweird
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Mocking the iPhone by making it a delicious ice cream cone probably isn’t as effective a strategy as Google thinks it is
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mocking the iPhone by making it a delicious ice cream cone probably isn’t as effective a strategy as Google thinks it is
Surprised I haven’t seen this one yet
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Surprised I haven’t seen this one yet
This one’s really intent on getting herself Judge Doom’ed when I’m foam-rolling
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This one’s really intent on getting herself Judge Doom’ed when I’m foam-rolling
There should be another World Series game tonight imo
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There should be another World Series game tonight imo
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
Rankin/Bass Gollum is the stuff of nightmares
I think the Rankin/Bass version of The Hobbit is likely going to be the best adaptation of Tolkien's novel that we're ever going to get. Its art design runs the gamut from rustic to creepy to lovely, and its assortment of songs lend it a fairy tale quality that really fits the story.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Rankin/Bass Gollum is the stuff of nightmares
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Credit to J.R. Sears in the Facebook Star Trek 💩 Posting Gronp #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Credit to J.R. Sears in the Facebook Star Trek 💩 Posting Gronp #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
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This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
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We been here for years (1828).
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We been here for years (1828).
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An I covered if I throw a hotdog at ICE or is that a new case
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
An I covered if I throw a hotdog at ICE or is that a new case
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Me celebrating the verdict
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me celebrating the verdict
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Now I will see Lego Riker typing all of these.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Now I will see Lego Riker typing all of these.
I think there’s one thing we can all agree on: Paramount needs to hire @mikemcmahan.bsky.social to make a Lego Star Trek movie right this very second
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think there’s one thing we can all agree on: Paramount needs to hire @mikemcmahan.bsky.social to make a Lego Star Trek movie right this very second
Their only hope
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Their only hope
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I’ve had this saved in my photos for 4 years, glad I get to use it again
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’ve had this saved in my photos for 4 years, glad I get to use it again
I mean there’s a reason that this past weekend thousands of people went to Staten Island just to run away from it as fast as they could
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I mean there’s a reason that this past weekend thousands of people went to Staten Island just to run away from it as fast as they could
*Borat voice* Maaaa mdaaani
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
*Borat voice* Maaaa mdaaani
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶