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AnActualWolf
@anactualwolf.bsky.social
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Children's librarian, elderly little baby, also the strongest woman alive.
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This phrasing feels wrong to me. Shouldn’t it just be “Rain Forecast” with no -ed? Forecast is a noun and a verb phrase…I think?? This feels like “I eated lunch.”

Help, I need someone smart! This bothers me every time rain is forecast!
Screenshot of a weather app with the words “Rain Forecasted” at the top.
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I emailed Sen. Eric Schmitt to ask about the impact of MO losing thousands of federal jobs and he responded by calling the fired workers “nameless, faceless bureaucrats who are not accountable to the American people.”

Dude, they ARE the American people! It’s our friends and neighbors. It’s us!!
Dear Grace, Thank you for sharing your thoughts regarding the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Your input helps inform my decisions-making and empowers me to better represent Missouri in Washington D.C As you may know, the President signed an executive order establishing and implementing a Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to modernize the federal government and maximize governmental efficiency and productivity. For too long, Washington has been run by nameless, faceless bureaucrats who are not accountable to the American people. DOGE will provide desperately needed reform to restore transparency, check administrative bloat, and ensure your tax dollars are not spent frivolously. Elon Musk’s role in the administration is pursuant to existing law and all his actions are subject to presidential approval. The government has a responsibility to steward the taxpayers’ dollars in the most effective way—to make America stronger and safer, lessen the financial burden of inflation, and stop the weaponization of government for partisan purposes. As DOGE works to dismantle the administrative state, I remain committed ensuring the government works for the American people. I will work in the Senate to enshrine gains in efficiency and thoughtful stewardship of tax dollars through the actions of DOGE. Thank you again for your correspondence. Please do not hesitate to contact me in the future if I may be of service. It is truly a privilege to represent you and all of our fellow Missourians. Yours Very Truly, Eric S. Schmitt United States Senator
February 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Beans DO NOT help you call down after a stressful meeting. What the fuck.
A screenshot of an instagram reel in which a woman holds a bowl of kidney beans. Overlaid is the text “eating a couple spoonfuls of beans after a stressful meeting because the fiber binds to adrenaline and brings my nervous system back into balance.”
December 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Me facing 2025
An girl wearing an uncomfortable looking dress and vest, baggy tights, and white patent shoes scowls furiously into the camera. She is clutching several balloons. In the background a parade goes by.
December 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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I found this amazing painting at a Catholic rummage sale and I need more people to appreciate it. A little dish of eyeballs!!!
Painting of a saint holding a small dish with two eyeballs on it.
June 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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My work's Wellness Program slideshow includes this blurry jpeg of a skull.
December 19, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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Joni Mitchell voice, as I clean cat pee from the rug:

Bissell Little Green, like the color when the spring is born

Bissell Little Green, like the nights when the northern lights perform
A small machine for carpet and upholstery cleaning with a logo reading Bissell Little Green on the side
August 26, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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A child dressed in a polyester grim reaper costume wields a knife outside a storefront with large “Store closing! Everything must go!” in every window
August 19, 2023 at 12:56 AM