Matt Elliott
@mselliott85.bsky.social
Just got here, still setting things up. Gonna be tough to give up Twitter. We'll see how this goes.
On the other hand, I can't wait to have a lawyer who trusts psychics!
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
On the other hand, I can't wait to have a lawyer who trusts psychics!
Just a brilliant strategy to potentially remove the most popular show on your network from everyone's future DVR recordings.
By this time next week, we will be The Rachel Maddow Show on MS NOW!
Everything else about us will be the same, and that includes watching.
However! If you DVR the show, you may want to double check the scheduler to make sure it didn't get confused.
Everything else about us will be the same, and that includes watching.
However! If you DVR the show, you may want to double check the scheduler to make sure it didn't get confused.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just a brilliant strategy to potentially remove the most popular show on your network from everyone's future DVR recordings.
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It’s fucking insane that millions of Americans are without pay for more than a month
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s fucking insane that millions of Americans are without pay for more than a month
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
We are closing our airspace for the first nonwar reason
Our military is starving
Opposition election wins are being ignored
All because they wanna hide the Epstein files and what they say about Trump.
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"Smoking on the 'Bill Crackman' tonight" 😂
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Smoking on the 'Bill Crackman' tonight" 😂
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.
Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
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After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
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New goal: get World Series tickets behind home plate, purchase crazy-looking sunglasses, stare at my phone the whole game.
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New goal: get World Series tickets behind home plate, purchase crazy-looking sunglasses, stare at my phone the whole game.
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Goldberg Variations, BWV 988:Aria.
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
What's your favorite use of pre-existing classical music in a movie not directed by Stanley Kubrick?
Mine is probably "Hall of the Mountain King" from Fritz Lang's M, the main melody of which is whistled by the killer.
Runner up: Howard Hanson's Symphony No. 2 ("Romantic") at the end of Alien
Mine is probably "Hall of the Mountain King" from Fritz Lang's M, the main melody of which is whistled by the killer.
Runner up: Howard Hanson's Symphony No. 2 ("Romantic") at the end of Alien
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Goldberg Variations, BWV 988:Aria.
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
The song playing when Lecter escapes his cell in Silence of the Lambs. "Mind the drawings, please"
I'm ready for "River of Hills" to become a permanent fixture of film discussion. One day, everyone will know exactly what that phrase is referring to, and entire threads of influence streaming from this one scene.
I loved One Battle After Another’s ending on first viewing, but the second time around I realized *how much* is going on in that scene beyond it being a really great car chase. So I had to write something about the brilliance of The River of Hills
The River of Hills: ‘One Battle After Another’ and the Best Ending of 2025
Take a trip to the river of hills.
screencrush.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm ready for "River of Hills" to become a permanent fixture of film discussion. One day, everyone will know exactly what that phrase is referring to, and entire threads of influence streaming from this one scene.
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I loved One Battle After Another’s ending on first viewing, but the second time around I realized *how much* is going on in that scene beyond it being a really great car chase. So I had to write something about the brilliance of The River of Hills
The River of Hills: ‘One Battle After Another’ and the Best Ending of 2025
Take a trip to the river of hills.
screencrush.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I loved One Battle After Another’s ending on first viewing, but the second time around I realized *how much* is going on in that scene beyond it being a really great car chase. So I had to write something about the brilliance of The River of Hills
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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Beat Takeshi tap dancing timeline cleanse.
November 6, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Beat Takeshi tap dancing timeline cleanse.
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Internet: It's October! Post your scary content!
Me: Okay. *sticks a SEGA Saturn disc into a CD player*
Me: Okay. *sticks a SEGA Saturn disc into a CD player*
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Internet: It's October! Post your scary content!
Me: Okay. *sticks a SEGA Saturn disc into a CD player*
Me: Okay. *sticks a SEGA Saturn disc into a CD player*
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October 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Just asking the Universe for all the teams that lost yesterday to win today so that we can have a full day of baseball tomorrow.
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just asking the Universe for all the teams that lost yesterday to win today so that we can have a full day of baseball tomorrow.
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Going to mark the occasion by holing up in the basement.... No, boarding up the windows and staying upstairs. I'd be a sitting duck in the basement! But the basement is obviously the most secure part of the house! But...
On this day in Horror History, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD premiered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1968.
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Going to mark the occasion by holing up in the basement.... No, boarding up the windows and staying upstairs. I'd be a sitting duck in the basement! But the basement is obviously the most secure part of the house! But...