e.g. Alice Roberts
mrs.bsky.social
e.g. Alice Roberts
@mrs.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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Baudelaire for the end of the year
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I love that crypto guys are setting up these little barbarian camps all over. little annoying civilization-style NPCs that pop out a bunch of resources when you conquer them. piñata nations
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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when you’re mean to me today this is who you’re being mean to
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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ME: i’m not worried about it
MY BRAIN : *squirts out a lil adrenaline anyway*
ME (shaking, peeing): i said i’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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And let us never forget this...
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Every culture should create their own version of Santa but instead of everyone getting presents, we should all go to war over who has chosen the correct one.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Living in constant fear that my son told some kid at school I could beat up his dad.
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Rich, obsessed-with-youth guy: I actually had a test done and I have the same follicle density as an angora rabbit. My adult teeth are actually falling out and baby teeth are coming back in.

Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.
March 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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imagine ska, but with woodwinds
October 14, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
June 13, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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news lately
October 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Is it just me, or does every day feel like the season finale of America?
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably
August 11, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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I always feel bad when people follow me after a political post. My next post is going to be about Kool-Aid Man's dick
January 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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We all got that friend that be like, "never hire a nanny to buy dog treats for your wife."

???
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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I would never get Botox. I need to be able to aggressively frown at Cybertrucks
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Old man at the gas station called me son but acted all weird when I called him daddy
August 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Half of Bluesky looking at the other half
November 18, 2023 at 6:59 AM