Padz
@mrpadz.bsky.social
Moderately entertaining at a push. Still working the whole thing out. Massive nerd. An engineer, allegedly. He/Him.
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Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.
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America is never recovering from this lmao
April 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
America is never recovering from this lmao
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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It really does! In today's RTÉ News online: www.rte.ie/culture/2025...
March 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It really does! In today's RTÉ News online: www.rte.ie/culture/2025...
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@rte.ie completely misunderstanding probability and "odds" here. Terrifying headline unless you actually understand statistics. www.rte.ie/news/newslen...
Odds plummet that asteroid will hit Earth in 2032
The chance that an asteroid capable of wiping out a city will hit Earth in eight years has been cut in half to around 1.5%, according to new calculations from NASA.
www.rte.ie
February 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@rte.ie completely misunderstanding probability and "odds" here. Terrifying headline unless you actually understand statistics. www.rte.ie/news/newslen...
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This is unerringly accurate.
Me watching an, objectively thrilling, English win that directly benefits my team.
February 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is unerringly accurate.
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Fucking hell this would never have occurred to me and it is so true.
Some thoughts are like a gift, I'll think of this next time I am reading.
Some thoughts are like a gift, I'll think of this next time I am reading.
You know why I love reading? These days it’s one of the few respites from being constantly advertised to.
December 31, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Fucking hell this would never have occurred to me and it is so true.
Some thoughts are like a gift, I'll think of this next time I am reading.
Some thoughts are like a gift, I'll think of this next time I am reading.
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This will never get old 🤣
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 PM
This will never get old 🤣
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"Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane" implies that Santa is not out delivering gifts but rather is returning home, and the singer is lying in wait for him. It's a stakeout.
December 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
"Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane" implies that Santa is not out delivering gifts but rather is returning home, and the singer is lying in wait for him. It's a stakeout.
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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
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🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
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Sometimes it pays to have googly eyes in your wallet.
December 4, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Sometimes it pays to have googly eyes in your wallet.
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You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
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Ah well. Maybe after the next half decade.
December 1, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Ah well. Maybe after the next half decade.
Oh dear. What a shame.
Hitman developer IO Interactive has pulled all the game’s Conor McGregor content from sale after a civil court ruling against him. bit.ly/4i5UHLz
November 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Oh dear. What a shame.
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Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted “Been anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding “fuck off!”
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Doctor Who day, and I’m thinking about my friend Keith Carter who once saw Tom Baker emerging from a phone box in Edinburgh and shouted “Been anywhere nice, Tom?” and got a resounding “fuck off!”