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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Olivia Nuzzi what have you done
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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bradlander.bsky.social
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.

Praying for his full & speedy recovery.

And so deeply inspired by his example.
bnonews.com BNO News @bnonews.com · Dec 14
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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zackbornstein.bsky.social
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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junlper.beer
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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davelee.me
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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crushbort.bsky.social
rise and shine!!!
August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
Isn't ai great?
June 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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maplecocaine.bsky.social
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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tef.bsky.social
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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captainpooky.bsky.social
An update on this saga. Apparently the owner of this Cybertruck here in my town is losing his fucking mind according to his coworkers because people keep making fun of him. Every day, he is laughed at and/or flipped off, and he is not taking it well.
captainpooky.bsky.social Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · Oct 5
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
IOWA CITY, SEPT. 16 You were driving your Cybertruck south on N Dubuque Street past the 1-80 ramps, and I was driving north. I didn't see your face, and I'm worried you didn't see my middle finger. Just wanted to make sure you got the message
January 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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dril.bsky.social
im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)
December 29, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket. Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's" Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM