Philip P-V
@moyotsvet.bsky.social
Reader of books with happy endings; listener to songs in languages I don't speak; grower of plants that bite. Living in SW England, UK🇪🇺🏳️🌈 He/him, sé/é
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Red squirrel in the snow
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Red squirrel in the snow
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you should absolutely read this book. masterpiece of the Rotten People In a Sinister House Keep Dying genre. and if you are REALLY unhinged like I am you should read it in bed at night. that version comes with an added audio soundtrack of your own tiny screams every time there's a noise outside
ALL OF US MURDERERS is on cheap on Amazon today! Get your Gothic second chance romance for £/$1.99! (I have no idea how long for or if it's going to other sites, sorry.)
www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murde...
www.amazon.co.uk/All-Us-Murde...
All of Us Murderers
All of Us Murderers eBook : Charles, KJ: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
you should absolutely read this book. masterpiece of the Rotten People In a Sinister House Keep Dying genre. and if you are REALLY unhinged like I am you should read it in bed at night. that version comes with an added audio soundtrack of your own tiny screams every time there's a noise outside
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My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
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This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
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THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
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Don’t worry gang, no one actually starts their New Year’s resolutions on the 1st. And you’d be silly to begin on a Friday, best save it for Monday. But Monday is the 5th so you’ve kind of missed the boat anyway and can safely put it off for next year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Don’t worry gang, no one actually starts their New Year’s resolutions on the 1st. And you’d be silly to begin on a Friday, best save it for Monday. But Monday is the 5th so you’ve kind of missed the boat anyway and can safely put it off for next year.
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Christmas doesn't actually end until the 6th of January, or the Sunday after if you're going by Ordinary Time, or Candlemas if you're going by Ye Olde Calendar, so it's technically illegal to take your tree down or eat anything other than trifle for breakfast until early February
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Christmas doesn't actually end until the 6th of January, or the Sunday after if you're going by Ordinary Time, or Candlemas if you're going by Ye Olde Calendar, so it's technically illegal to take your tree down or eat anything other than trifle for breakfast until early February
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January 1, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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"new year, new me" i say, awaking one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a gigantic insect
January 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"new year, new me" i say, awaking one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a gigantic insect
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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If of dreadful poetry
You will never have your fill
Pray peruse at your Sunday leisure
This thread of indecent poetic pleasure
Though mayhap will it make you ill
On this day of the Lord
It will not make you bored
This thread of poetry awful
Of which, as I say, you should get an eyeful
You will never have your fill
Pray peruse at your Sunday leisure
This thread of indecent poetic pleasure
Though mayhap will it make you ill
On this day of the Lord
It will not make you bored
This thread of poetry awful
Of which, as I say, you should get an eyeful
Ah, 28 December: 146th anniversary of the Tay Bridge disaster, which tragically took the lives of 59 people – and rather more happily gave the world ‘Sir’ William Topaz McGonagall’s most famous work
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If of dreadful poetry
You will never have your fill
Pray peruse at your Sunday leisure
This thread of indecent poetic pleasure
Though mayhap will it make you ill
On this day of the Lord
It will not make you bored
This thread of poetry awful
Of which, as I say, you should get an eyeful
You will never have your fill
Pray peruse at your Sunday leisure
This thread of indecent poetic pleasure
Though mayhap will it make you ill
On this day of the Lord
It will not make you bored
This thread of poetry awful
Of which, as I say, you should get an eyeful
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Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
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God, what have you done?
It's a Pink Pansy Court
And you stopped at the curb
Oh mama, I'm just making puns
On the street in my wheels
It's where I belong
Down at the Pink Pansy Court
It's a Pink Pansy Court
And you stopped at the curb
Oh mama, I'm just making puns
On the street in my wheels
It's where I belong
Down at the Pink Pansy Court
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
God, what have you done?
It's a Pink Pansy Court
And you stopped at the curb
Oh mama, I'm just making puns
On the street in my wheels
It's where I belong
Down at the Pink Pansy Court
It's a Pink Pansy Court
And you stopped at the curb
Oh mama, I'm just making puns
On the street in my wheels
It's where I belong
Down at the Pink Pansy Court
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❄️ It's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeaaar... ❄️
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
❄️ It's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeaaar... ❄️
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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Despite frequent remonstrations from digital archivists, Persephone never accepted that she could not photocopy a whole book in one go.
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Despite frequent remonstrations from digital archivists, Persephone never accepted that she could not photocopy a whole book in one go.
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On the seventh anniversary of THIS image, here's a funny story about the elephants, Naomi Wolf and the absurdity of online nostalgia.
November 20, 2023 at 11:49 AM
On the seventh anniversary of THIS image, here's a funny story about the elephants, Naomi Wolf and the absurdity of online nostalgia.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Idk about you but this isn’t really the philosophy I want quoted by an airport..
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Idk about you but this isn’t really the philosophy I want quoted by an airport..
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Finally! Oh no, not that, sorry.
But something almost as good - I'm sure you have wondered just how many maids a-milking your true love winds up sending you at the end of the 12th day of Christmas!
Here's your answer - a grand total of 40 maids a-milking!
But something almost as good - I'm sure you have wondered just how many maids a-milking your true love winds up sending you at the end of the 12th day of Christmas!
Here's your answer - a grand total of 40 maids a-milking!
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Finally! Oh no, not that, sorry.
But something almost as good - I'm sure you have wondered just how many maids a-milking your true love winds up sending you at the end of the 12th day of Christmas!
Here's your answer - a grand total of 40 maids a-milking!
But something almost as good - I'm sure you have wondered just how many maids a-milking your true love winds up sending you at the end of the 12th day of Christmas!
Here's your answer - a grand total of 40 maids a-milking!
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In an effort at something good on the internet today: A thread on Mr KJC, gingerbread architect of the early 21st century.
Mr KJC got his beginnings like so many gingerbread architects: with a kit house for the kids. Kind of fun but the premade pieces are dry and nasty, only technically edible.
Mr KJC got his beginnings like so many gingerbread architects: with a kit house for the kids. Kind of fun but the premade pieces are dry and nasty, only technically edible.
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In an effort at something good on the internet today: A thread on Mr KJC, gingerbread architect of the early 21st century.
Mr KJC got his beginnings like so many gingerbread architects: with a kit house for the kids. Kind of fun but the premade pieces are dry and nasty, only technically edible.
Mr KJC got his beginnings like so many gingerbread architects: with a kit house for the kids. Kind of fun but the premade pieces are dry and nasty, only technically edible.
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They* said it couldn't be done! But Mr Rational Amounts of Confectionery Architecture has long left the building, so I present...the Gingerbread Street.
*me
*me
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
They* said it couldn't be done! But Mr Rational Amounts of Confectionery Architecture has long left the building, so I present...the Gingerbread Street.
*me
*me