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A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
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‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event
‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event
OWENSBORO, KY—Insisting that the Winter Olympic sport was “basically just lying there and letting gravity happen,” local man Michael Chou correctly declared Tuesday that he could totally compete in lu...
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February 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event
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Me watching John Wick fall down 7,000 stairs in a film-knower way
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Me watching John Wick fall down 7,000 stairs in a film-knower way
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When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
The little leg kick out for steering in skeleton is necessary yet crazy.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
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Zero distractions, that’s three more minutes a day of grinding tape
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Zero distractions, that’s three more minutes a day of grinding tape
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me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
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February 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the monster and another monster were in the closet making abysses and i saw the abyss and the abyss looked at me
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
NIETZSCHE: the abyss looked at you?
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My dog doesn't love his food so I'm doing a new bit where I try to hype it up like "Let's see what's on the menu today!! Oh! What do we have here! It's pellets!!" He hates it
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
My dog doesn't love his food so I'm doing a new bit where I try to hype it up like "Let's see what's on the menu today!! Oh! What do we have here! It's pellets!!" He hates it
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lol i got an email from the rewards program for a no-frills regional business hotel brand ive used and their valentines deal is a complimentary rental of The Notebook on the hotel tv
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
lol i got an email from the rewards program for a no-frills regional business hotel brand ive used and their valentines deal is a complimentary rental of The Notebook on the hotel tv
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@gwiss.bsky.social @johnbull.wtf idk if you all saw this but I’ve been laughing at “pure ass hoops” all morning
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
@gwiss.bsky.social @johnbull.wtf idk if you all saw this but I’ve been laughing at “pure ass hoops” all morning
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Star Trek reality show: Keeping Up With The Cardassians
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Star Trek reality show: Keeping Up With The Cardassians
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Getting dressed for the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Getting dressed for the Super Bowl.
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There was a three-year run a while ago when the Hawks traded for Cash Considerations like once a month. At least that's how I remember it
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
There was a three-year run a while ago when the Hawks traded for Cash Considerations like once a month. At least that's how I remember it
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WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
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If I had limitless money I would fund the eternal preservation of America's greatest institutions
Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations across the United States while its parent company continues a strategic review of the embattled brand. https://cnn.it/4bBOGps
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If I had limitless money I would fund the eternal preservation of America's greatest institutions
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Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
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James Harden in Cleveland Ohio
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
James Harden in Cleveland Ohio
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![Comic. Conjecture: It’s possible to construct a convincing proof without words, pictures, or content of any kind. Proof: [empty box] [caption] Proofs without words are cool, but we can go further.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiaukmlmzx6xhbcjej4rq5axkf7a25sjywnvodd53dgnebmt4ver5a@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM