PMTKizzle
@mordecaistayton.bsky.social
Bus rider. Flâneur. General dumbass.
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It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
More like Admiral “Bitch“ Bradley.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
Idk why I expected a navy seal to find a backbone tbh
A top admiral is expected to tell lawmakers tomorrow that he and his legal adviser concluded that the two survivors of a boat strike in September were attempting to continue their drug run, making them and the damaged vessel legitimate targets for another attack.
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
More like Admiral “Bitch“ Bradley.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
You know what, I’ll keep workshopping this one.
I’d be less angry if they burned the whole place down.
Well well well @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’d be less angry if they burned the whole place down.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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(Personally, I would wager the 2028 nominee will be Someone Else not currently widely considered or even known)
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
(Personally, I would wager the 2028 nominee will be Someone Else not currently widely considered or even known)
Weighing in on turkey discourse: no one would cook a 15lb bird on a normal day when you're not feeding 20-30 people. THAT'S the reason people don't make it normally
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Weighing in on turkey discourse: no one would cook a 15lb bird on a normal day when you're not feeding 20-30 people. THAT'S the reason people don't make it normally
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
Also, if it's bad, you've cooked it wrong (I say as if I cook or eat meat).
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Checking my phone on the way to switch the laundry in the year of our lord 2025:
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Checking my phone on the way to switch the laundry in the year of our lord 2025:
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Simone almost single-handedly keeps the art of harmless trolling alive and well; love this for her, and for us.
I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Simone almost single-handedly keeps the art of harmless trolling alive and well; love this for her, and for us.
The fact that Jeffrey Epstein used Gmail for his crime-adjacent correspondence is the cherry on top of this shit sundae.
Perfect, no notes for the writers
Perfect, no notes for the writers
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The fact that Jeffrey Epstein used Gmail for his crime-adjacent correspondence is the cherry on top of this shit sundae.
Perfect, no notes for the writers
Perfect, no notes for the writers
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
If you have seven given names and a cutesy nickname, you're upper class. If you have the normal amount of names and an ASBO, you're lower class. Everyone else is middle class.
@bonelung.bsky.social @katabacus.bsky.social am I wrong?
@bonelung.bsky.social @katabacus.bsky.social am I wrong?
Could someone explain to me what is meant when a British person refers to "the middle class" ? Like, in the US, as I hear it, it basically just means a person who makes a certain amount of money, not too far below and not wildly above the median. Seems like a complex concept when UK writers use it?
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If you have seven given names and a cutesy nickname, you're upper class. If you have the normal amount of names and an ASBO, you're lower class. Everyone else is middle class.
@bonelung.bsky.social @katabacus.bsky.social am I wrong?
@bonelung.bsky.social @katabacus.bsky.social am I wrong?
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An ICE agent hit by a sandwich earlier this year testified that he could feel the sandwich’s “explosive” impact through his ballistic vest. “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
This made us hungry, so we've rounded up our favorite Bay Area sandwiches that are big, messy, smelly, and aerodynamic.
This made us hungry, so we've rounded up our favorite Bay Area sandwiches that are big, messy, smelly, and aerodynamic.
Sandwich Terrorism Is Now Legal. Also, Here Are Some Sandwiches We Like
COYOTE does not condone violence, only sandwiches.
www.coyotemedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
An ICE agent hit by a sandwich earlier this year testified that he could feel the sandwich’s “explosive” impact through his ballistic vest. “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
This made us hungry, so we've rounded up our favorite Bay Area sandwiches that are big, messy, smelly, and aerodynamic.
This made us hungry, so we've rounded up our favorite Bay Area sandwiches that are big, messy, smelly, and aerodynamic.
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the best theory of victory would probably have been getting the GOP to nuke the filibuster, but that would entail holding out for periods that would likely spook AFGE among others
"A couple million people should just go without paychecks for however long it takes until either the Republican party decides it no longer hates the ACA or the 120th Congress is sworn" is not a viable or serious theory of victory, as more than a couple of us pointed out in Sept
Then why do the shutdown at all? What did it accomplish? The Democrats knew going into the shutdown that it would mean federal workers eat shit indefinitely - Republicans even cited it as a reason Democrats would break: and they were right!
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the best theory of victory would probably have been getting the GOP to nuke the filibuster, but that would entail holding out for periods that would likely spook AFGE among others
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man, it’s worth noting that all of the reporting about this was dogshit all the way through
"The senators viewed as most likely to vote for a clean [CR] to reopen the government are Shaheen, Ossoff and Sens. Gary Peters (D-Mich.), Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.), Maggie Hassan (D-N.H.), Peter Welch (D-Vt.), Tammy Baldwin (D-Wis.) and Elissa Slotkin (D-Mich.)."
Two out of eight, great reporting.
Two out of eight, great reporting.
thehill.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
man, it’s worth noting that all of the reporting about this was dogshit all the way through
DC traffic, do your worst
Apparently his flight just landed
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
DC traffic, do your worst
I get why everyone is incandescent towards the moderates voting yes. I get why the mods blinked.
I also think Schumer should have shoved them into a locker until the filibuster got got. There is no good reason to make this vote right now and a great many bad ones.
I also think Schumer should have shoved them into a locker until the filibuster got got. There is no good reason to make this vote right now and a great many bad ones.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I get why everyone is incandescent towards the moderates voting yes. I get why the mods blinked.
I also think Schumer should have shoved them into a locker until the filibuster got got. There is no good reason to make this vote right now and a great many bad ones.
I also think Schumer should have shoved them into a locker until the filibuster got got. There is no good reason to make this vote right now and a great many bad ones.
I hope there’s a Muslim kid in NYC right now as happy as the Black teenager I saw yelling “my president is Black” in 2008 because boy is that catharsis
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I hope there’s a Muslim kid in NYC right now as happy as the Black teenager I saw yelling “my president is Black” in 2008 because boy is that catharsis
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THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON US
to doom is to die. the right feeds on this. live defiantly in their faces. stand on your beliefs. carry your struggle without shame and people will see themselves. stay true to your beliefs and show people a better world
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON US
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is Alan Dershowitz a man of honor tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
is Alan Dershowitz a man of honor tonight
What’s the over/under on how many republicans in the House retire before November 2026?
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What’s the over/under on how many republicans in the House retire before November 2026?
Looking forward to never hearing about the mayor of NYC again on here
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Looking forward to never hearing about the mayor of NYC again on here
Split pea soup from dried. Sauté aromatics, whatever you have. Got garlic and a pepper? Do it. Carrots and onion? That too. Add the peas and a bunch of water; simmer until the peas break apart. Make sure there’s some form of salt and umami. Lots of fiber and protein. This got me through grad school.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Split pea soup from dried. Sauté aromatics, whatever you have. Got garlic and a pepper? Do it. Carrots and onion? That too. Add the peas and a bunch of water; simmer until the peas break apart. Make sure there’s some form of salt and umami. Lots of fiber and protein. This got me through grad school.
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Happy Halloween, the holiday that reminds us that it’s fun and cool to give every child a welfare benefit
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Happy Halloween, the holiday that reminds us that it’s fun and cool to give every child a welfare benefit
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"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"