(Personally, I would wager the 2028 nominee will be Someone Else not currently widely considered or even known)

Also, people eat turkey all the time, you weirdos. Just not in whole bird form. Same as chicken.

I want him to die in jail with his coalition in tatters, but as we all know, we can’t ever have nice things.

It should go without saying that the cutesy nickname will be nonsensical.

I mean, I guess? Some are retiring, so they're out anyway. Also none are running next year and 2028 is forever away.

Obviously you need two houses; one for you, one for animals

My man said this in November in the year of our lord two thousand twenty five. His brain is so hard boiled, the yolk turned green.

I’m not sure the House will keep it together long enough to pass whatever makes it out of the Senate, though

There was no path to victory on the table for Dems here. Only increasingly more pain for their constituents. This is the reason I understand them folding.

The die was cast last November. We have so much farther to go.

Or Mike Lee, I can totally read