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Chip Malfunction
@mockchicken.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Today on BlueSky, everyone is really mad at someone I've never heard of
Ajax is a sheep for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ajax is a sheep for Halloween
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🎶Shot through the heart, an
-realistic song lyrics
-realistic song lyrics
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
🎶Shot through the heart, an
-realistic song lyrics
-realistic song lyrics
Note to self: before photographing the baby dragon on my arm, moisturize
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Note to self: before photographing the baby dragon on my arm, moisturize
Age Verification? I met a man born in 1875. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_...
Herman Smith-Johannsen - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Age Verification? I met a man born in 1875. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_...
I've figured out a foolproof way to not get notifications
July 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I've figured out a foolproof way to not get notifications
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Once bitten, twice omg stop biting me
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Once bitten, twice omg stop biting me
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you make me wanna be a bitter person
June 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
you make me wanna be a bitter person
This is now a Filipino BBQ banger jingle posting account
youtu.be/bm1amvbg0co?...
youtu.be/bm1amvbg0co?...
Chick Oink Jingle
YouTube video by Antolihaw Recording Studio
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is now a Filipino BBQ banger jingle posting account
youtu.be/bm1amvbg0co?...
youtu.be/bm1amvbg0co?...
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This is our new puppy. He's a Weiner Retriever.
Just like your mom.
Just like your mom.
May 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is our new puppy. He's a Weiner Retriever.
Just like your mom.
Just like your mom.
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I'm confused by the term shitposting, so let's just say some people should watch their mail for a surprise.
May 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm confused by the term shitposting, so let's just say some people should watch their mail for a surprise.
I'm going to have my phone off and locked when I reenter the country, but if they ask to see a picture of my dog I'd probably fall for it
May 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm going to have my phone off and locked when I reenter the country, but if they ask to see a picture of my dog I'd probably fall for it
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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I
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
April 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
This little guy just had a growth removed from his anus. I thought everyone would like to know that if I'm worried about how it's healing, I'm supposed to send a picture of the area to the vet
April 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This little guy just had a growth removed from his anus. I thought everyone would like to know that if I'm worried about how it's healing, I'm supposed to send a picture of the area to the vet
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I want to turn my house into an Airbnb. Where do I buy dull knives, a toaster with vague settings, and the world's most confusing can opener?
March 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I want to turn my house into an Airbnb. Where do I buy dull knives, a toaster with vague settings, and the world's most confusing can opener?
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Yeah I love Sorkin,
Sorkin on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze
Sorkin on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze
March 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeah I love Sorkin,
Sorkin on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze
Sorkin on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze
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the first rule of Non Sequitur Club is barnyard
March 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
the first rule of Non Sequitur Club is barnyard
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told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised
February 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised
Adrian Brodie's speech could use an intermission
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Adrian Brodie's speech could use an intermission