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Chip Malfunction
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Ajax is a sheep for Halloween
A Great Pyrenees dog with a sheep ears headband
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Note to self: before photographing the baby dragon on my arm, moisturize
A close-up of tiny pale insect on a person's arm, showing dry skin
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Elegance ✔️
A Great Pyrenees with his front paws crossed elegantly
July 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A T-shirt reading "World's 2nd Most Okay Dad"
June 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A little hat, on my knee
June 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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A white Great Pyrenees dog in a patch of clover
May 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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50501 protest signs. One reads "impeach Trump now" the other reads "Trump! He's got electrolytes"
April 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This little guy just had a growth removed from his anus. I thought everyone would like to know that if I'm worried about how it's healing, I'm supposed to send a picture of the area to the vet
A white Great Pyrenees dog with a neck donut and an IV bandage
April 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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So close
"The New York Times NEW ANALYSIS 'You Can't Pin Him Down': Trump's Contradictions Are His Ultimate Cover President Trump's shifting positions and outright lies have presented the American public with dueling narratives at every turn." With a red arrow connecting "The New York Times" with the word "you" in the headline
March 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Toronto seems nice
Screenshot of a map of Toronto showing a park called "Main Sewage Treatment Playground"
December 20, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Tried this? More caramel than chocolate, but still in the intersection of candy and cheese
Ski Queen Norwegian cheese, packaging and caramel colored cheese
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Mr Pancake has found a safe spot to wait
A tuxedo cat on top of a wardrobe. Only the top half of his head is visible
November 5, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Sunset from Ogden Utah
September 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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hawk tuah girl
August 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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It's still #caturday in my time zone
A tuxedo cat yawning while lying on a phone
August 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Clemmy under the dollhouse
Ok, it's a lot. A big handmade Victorian style dollhouse, an orange cat underneath. A bookshelf and some over-the-top green Victorian looking drapes
June 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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I mean, I guess there are other answers, but ... fucking?
The New York Times New York Times Opinion headline You Decided to Become a Mother. What Happened Next? June 12, 2024, 5:02 a.m. ET
June 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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A tuxedo cat, Mr Pancake, draped over my hand
May 31, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Twins!
A tuxedo cat with a similar mark on the face, sprawled out
April 9, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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A tuxedo cat interrupted while drinking from the toilet
January 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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without downloading any new pictures, what's your energy going into 2024
Tuxedo cat looking up guiltily after drinking from the toilet
December 29, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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Mr Pancake, back from doing who-know-what until 3am last weekend
A cat in a cabinet
December 6, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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I guess we're watching Cats again
A cat cuddling a Roku remote
November 27, 2023 at 7:34 AM
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Mr Pancake, not interested in our shows
Tuxedo cat on sofa pillows
November 6, 2023 at 5:35 AM
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I was at the Utah capitol taking pictures of the granite panels that look most like, uhm, Georgia O'Keefe paintings. But instead I found a frog who will fight you
Grand looking stone wall panel with pattern in the rock that looks like a frog holding swords
October 28, 2023 at 11:14 PM