I'm not sure I'm in the right place. I'd like an SUV and violin lessons

CBC, CTV, and TV Ontario, so two and a half channels. At that point you kind of don't need a remote.

Oeuf!

I'll bite. I tried one at a trade show, years ago when they were new. It didn't take long to learn to stand still and let it take care of balancing. My impression was that it was fine, but did not justify the hype. The feel of it was a lot like a hoverboard, but 50x the price

Funny we just this evening had our first rain in forever where I am in Utah

Elegance ✔️

Is this whole post that dry humour thing I've heard about? Bread starts around 2 pounds and artisanal stuff from the farmers market goes up to 8 pounds. Many, many terrible problems here, bread is not one of them

It's working!

Our internet went out, I heard a bunch of sirens, and I thought, this is it, apocalypse

Just did that. May your food be better than United's

Banger Filipino BBQ jingle? Filipino BBQ jingle banger? Man, there'd be no stopping this account if I could write good