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Putting the tainment in tubes since 2015
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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is it a coincidence that 2 key countries in Trump’s crosshairs are Venezuela, with the world’s largest known oil reserves, and Nigeria, the top oil producer in Africa?
Trump says he ordered strikes on ISIS targets in Nigeria
The president said numerous strikes were conducted against alleged Islamic State terrorists whom he accused of targeting Christians in northwest Nigeria.
www.nbcnews.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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That fuckin sucks guys.

This deployment is wholly unneeded and paints the National Guard as the faces of facism even tho they signed up to help their communities during times of crisis.

Now they cant *have* a holiday, much less spend it with their families.
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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U.S. President and FIFA Peace Prize Laureate threatens to invade territory of close ally Denmark.
To the people of America:
Are you prepared to invade Greenland?
Are you prepared to take it by force?
Will you be ready to attack Canada after that?
Are you prepared to be colonizing imperialists waging war on peaceful democratic nations, including your closest neighbour?
Is this who you wish to be?
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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If you needed more evidence that Bari Weiss isn't the sharpest crayon in the box, the fact that she (a) personally spiked the story (b) in a way that left her fingerprints all over the decision (c) at the last possible minute, thus guaranteeing maximal exposure and blowback.
December 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.

by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Yes, but it’s not a “nuclear option.” It’s the most basic, obvious, conventional option available if you want to actually do something effective. The fact that they’re not immediately promising it en masse tells us something, and that something is not good.
WATCH-- Former AG Eric Holder says Congress should consider impeachment for the DOJ officials responsible for holding back the Epstein files: “That's a nuclear option that Congress has.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Just tried to search for Trump’s name in the Epstein files library on the DOJ’s website. You’ll be *shocked* to learn that there’s no mention of him whatsoever!
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Blue-collar jobs returning?

“.. No, .. There’s actually further deceleration.

“.. The bleak irony is that even after sacrificing real prosperity to chase this 4chan-level political economy, they still won’t achieve their goal.”

@mtkonczal.bsky.social
newsletter.mikekonczal.com/p/a-year-in-...
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“They’re denying that any of her birth certificates, which are from Laurel, Maryland, her records of immunization, medical records — they’re denying the authenticity of them. It is something I’ve never encountered.” www.huffpost.com/entry/us-cit...
Trump Administration Says Maryland Woman's Birth Certificate Is Fake In Dystopian Move
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE won’t release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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In Washington these days, the word often whispered by Republicans and shouted by Democrats and Never Trumpers is “unhinged.” Trump's own top aide calls it an "alcoholic's personality." This was a week that Trump's uninhibited second term was on display. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Shouting, Ranting, Insulting: Trump’s Uninhibited Second Term
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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President Trump has every right to change the name of the Kennedy Center. But if a future Democratic president tries to change the name back, that would be completely unconstitutional.

by John Roberts
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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CPI Ground Beef, record high $6.54/lb

+16.2% YoY
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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From the BLS -- Food at Home (Groceries): +1.9%
SMITH: I see so many great things - gas coming down, oil coming down, groceries coming down. All these good things are happening but consumer confidence has taken a pretty significant hit. Why?

LUTNICK: That's why we have to people watch Fox, so they actually get the truth rather than the fake news
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Oh *this* will go exceptionally poorly for Hegseth. You don't fuck with the chaplains.
Hegseth to overhaul chaplain corps, toss ‘unacceptable and unserious’ Army spiritual fitness guide
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered sweeping changes to the U.S. military’s chaplain corps.
www.stripes.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Warner Bros. Discovery is planning to reject Paramount’s hostile takeover bid over concerns with financing, Bloomberg reported. The outlet also said that Jared Kushner’s private equity firm, Affinity Partners, is withdrawing from Paramount’s bid.
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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“.. After deliberating and reviewing the Paramount bid, the Warner Bros. board still views the company’s existing agreement with Netflix Inc. as offering greater value, certainty and terms than what Paramount has proposed ..”

@bloomberg.com $WBD
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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A Customs and Border Protection officer in fired his gun during a confrontation with another motorist on an access road for New York's Kennedy Airport.
Customs and Border Protection officer fires gun in dispute with driver at JFK airport
A Customs and Border Protection officer in fired his gun during a confrontation with another motorist on an access road for New York's Kennedy Airport.
bit.ly
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Susie Wiles is one of the most brilliant political operators in the business, having guided DeSantis and then Trump to significant victories, and the idea that she doesn't know how 'on the record' worked is like saying a pilot doesn't know how to land a plane.
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.

They are openly saying this.

Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM