Mike Trinder
@chthonicionic.bsky.social
He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at http://www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c - at the moment I don’t have a separate work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online
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watching the Would I Lie to You Christmas special and it's a bold choice of editing from the BBC
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
watching the Would I Lie to You Christmas special and it's a bold choice of editing from the BBC
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
Walking past The Garage at Highbury Corner and somehow I missed that the Wurzels played there a few weeks back.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Walking past The Garage at Highbury Corner and somehow I missed that the Wurzels played there a few weeks back.
Peaked too early on the Christmas booze and have been hung over from about 6pm. Lying under a blanket feeling sorry for myself watching Sakamoto Days
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Peaked too early on the Christmas booze and have been hung over from about 6pm. Lying under a blanket feeling sorry for myself watching Sakamoto Days
Bailey is somewhat annoyed I wanted to take a photo of her sleeping, stretched across the top of an armchair.
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bailey is somewhat annoyed I wanted to take a photo of her sleeping, stretched across the top of an armchair.
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Christmas lunch has descended into general stupidity
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Christmas lunch has descended into general stupidity
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
@scarygorgon.bsky.social youngest has gone full pigeon
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@scarygorgon.bsky.social youngest has gone full pigeon
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Next door neighbours delivered Christmas card whilst we were out and by the time we got back the cat had pissed on it. Not sure it’s salvageable. Hopefully they won’t notice it’s not on display.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Next door neighbours delivered Christmas card whilst we were out and by the time we got back the cat had pissed on it. Not sure it’s salvageable. Hopefully they won’t notice it’s not on display.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned
Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene
A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine
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#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025
The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night
Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz
The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night
Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025
The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night
Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz
The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night
Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz
It’s a sad day. After several months up there, the Just Eat sign has gone from the top the Islington Town Hall bus stop.
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s a sad day. After several months up there, the Just Eat sign has gone from the top the Islington Town Hall bus stop.
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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no grandpa, you can’t call it’s “sparkling grape juice” - these days, that’s a schloer
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
no grandpa, you can’t call it’s “sparkling grape juice” - these days, that’s a schloer
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December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Starting to regret putting this cloth over the chest for Christmas as it’s attracting idiot animals. She ran in there, got tangled up and has spent 5 minutes extracting herself.
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Starting to regret putting this cloth over the chest for Christmas as it’s attracting idiot animals. She ran in there, got tangled up and has spent 5 minutes extracting herself.
Ooh. Just image if he married … the Baronne De Bastard
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ooh. Just image if he married … the Baronne De Bastard
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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It’s a fucking masterpiece
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s a fucking masterpiece
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He loves it when you tickle his tummy
December 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He loves it when you tickle his tummy