Ann Hedonia
@missapanda.bsky.social
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These weirdos have more photos with Epstein than I have with some of my best and oldest friends
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
These weirdos have more photos with Epstein than I have with some of my best and oldest friends
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
If you knew me first, I will always judge you for putting my spouse’s name before mine on mail or in conversation.
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you knew me first, I will always judge you for putting my spouse’s name before mine on mail or in conversation.
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I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
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Today seems like a really good day to tell your friends to stop using Spotify because they invest in AI drone strikes and love ICE 👍
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today seems like a really good day to tell your friends to stop using Spotify because they invest in AI drone strikes and love ICE 👍
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It's important to write hand-written letters to your friends when you need to send them something. Ideally while doing a bit. Maybe you're a union soldier, separated from your ladylove. Maybe a hot air balloon operator.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's important to write hand-written letters to your friends when you need to send them something. Ideally while doing a bit. Maybe you're a union soldier, separated from your ladylove. Maybe a hot air balloon operator.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
When a student is really into Star Wars but also wants to play as a cat, you have to help them with a name, so you dub them “Obi-Meow Kenobi.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When a student is really into Star Wars but also wants to play as a cat, you have to help them with a name, so you dub them “Obi-Meow Kenobi.”
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Happy Exploding Whale Day for those who celebrate :)
55 years ago today, the Oregon State Highway Division had a whale of a problem on its hands. How it solved it is the stuff of legends.
In other words: Happy Exploding Whale Day!
In other words: Happy Exploding Whale Day!
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Happy Exploding Whale Day for those who celebrate :)
Witnessed the most adorable spontaneous rendition of “Golden” by my preschoolers today and yes, I almost cried from the amazing humanity of the moment.
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Witnessed the most adorable spontaneous rendition of “Golden” by my preschoolers today and yes, I almost cried from the amazing humanity of the moment.
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Ever seen witches’ butter? It’s found in forests around the world growing on dead branches, where it feeds on other fungi. Researchers are studying it for its potential medicinal value, including possible anti-inflammatory & antiallergic properties.
Photo: Rachel Pitt, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Rachel Pitt, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ever seen witches’ butter? It’s found in forests around the world growing on dead branches, where it feeds on other fungi. Researchers are studying it for its potential medicinal value, including possible anti-inflammatory & antiallergic properties.
Photo: Rachel Pitt, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Rachel Pitt, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
Using my one wild and precious life to cat proof the fucking basement ceiling for the bajillionth time.
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Using my one wild and precious life to cat proof the fucking basement ceiling for the bajillionth time.
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
me: “Bob Dylan”
7yo: “is that yr friend”
me: “no a singer”
7yo: “not a very good singer”
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Vaccination during pregnancy was associated with lowered maternal risks of COVID infection, stillbirth, preterm birth (including a 34% lower risk of severe preterm birth before 28 weeks), neonatal intensive care admission, & congenital anomalies
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COVID-19 vaccination during pregnancy conferred benefits for mother and baby without increased risk, according to an umbrella review of meta-analyses comprising more than 1.2 million women.
www.medpagetoday.com/meetingcover...
www.medpagetoday.com/meetingcover...
Mom's COVID Shot Aided Baby, Too, Large Review Confirmed
Vaccination during pregnancy was safe for both mom and baby
www.medpagetoday.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Vaccination during pregnancy was associated with lowered maternal risks of COVID infection, stillbirth, preterm birth (including a 34% lower risk of severe preterm birth before 28 weeks), neonatal intensive care admission, & congenital anomalies
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Thank fucking Christ, Netherfield Park has been let at last.
September 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Thank fucking Christ, Netherfield Park has been let at last.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Eavesdropping on a woman rn who’s complaining that she wants to cancel Disney+ but her kids will go apeshit without Bluey and it’s taking every fiber of my being not to interrupt and ask if she’s heard the good news about our lord and savior Blu-Ray
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Eavesdropping on a woman rn who’s complaining that she wants to cancel Disney+ but her kids will go apeshit without Bluey and it’s taking every fiber of my being not to interrupt and ask if she’s heard the good news about our lord and savior Blu-Ray
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Student: “I don’t like *teacher*.”
While directly pointing at said teacher.
When meeting them for the first time.
(Luckily it turned around by pickup.)
While directly pointing at said teacher.
When meeting them for the first time.
(Luckily it turned around by pickup.)
September 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Student: “I don’t like *teacher*.”
While directly pointing at said teacher.
When meeting them for the first time.
(Luckily it turned around by pickup.)
While directly pointing at said teacher.
When meeting them for the first time.
(Luckily it turned around by pickup.)
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wooooaohh amber is the color of your terror alert warning
(lmfao)
(lmfao)
September 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
wooooaohh amber is the color of your terror alert warning
(lmfao)
(lmfao)
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A Nature Outlook article reports on the preliminary evidence that microbiota-based treatments can be beneficial for people with mood disorders, such as depression and anxiety. But how these interventions work is not clear, and human trials are needed. #microbiome #medsky 🧪
Why nurturing the gut microbiota could resolve depression and anxiety
Links between gut microbes and mental health could lead to large-scale trials of probiotic interventions.
go.nature.com
August 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A Nature Outlook article reports on the preliminary evidence that microbiota-based treatments can be beneficial for people with mood disorders, such as depression and anxiety. But how these interventions work is not clear, and human trials are needed. #microbiome #medsky 🧪
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Correct. I desire children in my village and family, but I’m uninterested in pregnancy, childbirth, or being the sole guardian of a child. Not having children of my own enables me to be a loving source to the children in my extended community.
August 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Correct. I desire children in my village and family, but I’m uninterested in pregnancy, childbirth, or being the sole guardian of a child. Not having children of my own enables me to be a loving source to the children in my extended community.