Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
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I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
Just came very very close to repeating the exact scenario but I caught the dumpling at the last second
Bounty Tissue Commercial "Dumpling" (2020)
YouTube video by The Commercial Collector
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just came very very close to repeating the exact scenario but I caught the dumpling at the last second
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I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.
Man the last 10 years have taken a lot out of me
I wrote about the stomach clenching reality of work now -- where rolling layoffs are the norm and no one feels secure in their job. Happy Monday! www.axios.com/2025/11/16/r...
It's a rolling layoff world
These silent layoffs are now just a part of doing business.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Man the last 10 years have taken a lot out of me
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of all the "I'm not even going to click the story link because the headline is too perfect to potentially spoil"s in history, this one is the clear and obvious number one
www.vulture.com/article/ryan...
www.vulture.com/article/ryan...
Ryan Coogler Says The Luck of the Irish Influenced Sinners
Yes, the Disney Channel Original Movie.
www.vulture.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
of all the "I'm not even going to click the story link because the headline is too perfect to potentially spoil"s in history, this one is the clear and obvious number one
www.vulture.com/article/ryan...
www.vulture.com/article/ryan...
Well this was triggering but it’s a good story about an important issue
‘They Don’t Return Home’: Cities Across US Fail To Curb Traffic Deaths - KFF Health News
Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Houston reported more traffic fatalities than homicides last year. Despite local, state, and federal safety initiatives, such as Vision Zero, traffic deaths across the ...
kffhealthnews.org
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well this was triggering but it’s a good story about an important issue
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If only they'd had years and years and years to think about this and get it figured out.
The World Cup is just seven months away, and the Kansas City Area Transportation Authority faces the immense challenge of moving hundreds of thousands of fans around Kansas City next summer. (@thebeacon.bsky.social)
As World Cup looms, Kansas City leaders face hard decisions to pay for extra bus service
Kansas City has been asking the state and federal government for financial help to pay for extra buses during the World Cup. The clock is ticking, but the transit agency hasn’t gotten a dime.
www.kcur.org
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If only they'd had years and years and years to think about this and get it figured out.
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79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
I don’t really have anything against the canned cranberry sauce but I do wish more people appreciated the fresh cranberry sauce I make every year because it bangs.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t really have anything against the canned cranberry sauce but I do wish more people appreciated the fresh cranberry sauce I make every year because it bangs.
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it is so weird that every single person just has a camera recording everything in front of their house at all times and that video gets to be seen by AI and god knows who else
There are blocks I won't go jogging down because it's just a wall of Ring cameras right up against the street with no setback and I do not need everyone and their grandmother recording me struggling at sunrise.
www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it is so weird that every single person just has a camera recording everything in front of their house at all times and that video gets to be seen by AI and god knows who else
One positive thing about dozens of thus far fruitless job interviews these last few months: getting to talk about editing, which low key is one of my favorite things to nerd out about.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
One positive thing about dozens of thus far fruitless job interviews these last few months: getting to talk about editing, which low key is one of my favorite things to nerd out about.
I took an everything shower before work so various laws of the universe suggest my plans for tonight will get canceled. Watch this space.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I took an everything shower before work so various laws of the universe suggest my plans for tonight will get canceled. Watch this space.
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hello do you speak fluent Bulgarian or know somebody who does? I could use your help. This is an earnest request
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
hello do you speak fluent Bulgarian or know somebody who does? I could use your help. This is an earnest request
My entire life I’ve wanted to write a book but felt like I didn’t have the talent or skill for it. Some days I see things that suggest you do not really have to be all that talented or skilled to write a book, and I feel a little better.
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My entire life I’ve wanted to write a book but felt like I didn’t have the talent or skill for it. Some days I see things that suggest you do not really have to be all that talented or skilled to write a book, and I feel a little better.
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FARAWAY KINGDOM OF FOOTBALL KNOWN AS ORLANDO!
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
FARAWAY KINGDOM OF FOOTBALL KNOWN AS ORLANDO!
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Incredible testament to the power of editors saving writers from their prose today
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Incredible testament to the power of editors saving writers from their prose today
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🚨 MIND GAME paperback is currently $16.06 if you get it from Bloomsbury! 🚨 www.bloomsbury.com/us/mind-game...
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🚨 MIND GAME paperback is currently $16.06 if you get it from Bloomsbury! 🚨 www.bloomsbury.com/us/mind-game...
Made the choice to mute a few key words early in the day so I won’t even have a chance to get annoyed. It’s called self care and all it took me to get to this point was 25 years on the internet and thousands of dollars worth of therapy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Made the choice to mute a few key words early in the day so I won’t even have a chance to get annoyed. It’s called self care and all it took me to get to this point was 25 years on the internet and thousands of dollars worth of therapy.
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from the keyboard the sentence overwritten launched the sentence convoluted
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
from the keyboard the sentence overwritten launched the sentence convoluted
Got the wordle in 3 so we’re on track for a mediocre day
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Got the wordle in 3 so we’re on track for a mediocre day
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A perfect example of a lede that doesn't embellish. No adverbs or adjectives or anything other than a plain recitation of what it says.
This lede is an entire article on its own. www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A perfect example of a lede that doesn't embellish. No adverbs or adjectives or anything other than a plain recitation of what it says.
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good morning this is how I feel getting ready to log into work again
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
good morning this is how I feel getting ready to log into work again
Update: I’ve got banana nut muffins in the oven.
Sarah get off your ass and make banana and pumpkin bread challenge
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Update: I’ve got banana nut muffins in the oven.
Sarah get off your ass and make banana and pumpkin bread challenge
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sarah get off your ass and make banana and pumpkin bread challenge
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy