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Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
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Listen I messed several things up in the process but I did still make loaded baked potato soup to eat while it snows
A white bowl of potato soup topped with bacon, “Mexican blend” cheese, scallions, sour cream, and hot sauce
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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We did not enjoy the snow
A little black pug wearing a fetching snow jacket and looking concerned A little black pug wearing a fetching snow jacket and looking forlorn as he realizes going back inside is not an option A little black pug in a fetching snow jacket looking longingly inside the glass door outside his apartment, seemingly trying to avoid a walk in the snow A little black pug in a fetching snow jacket surrounded by snow.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This also was clearly designed to piss me off
Your listening age 43 Since you were into music from the Late 90s. You've got decades of good taste.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This has ex-boyfriend written all over it
Your top songs Noise and Kisses The Used Wondering Why The Red Clay Strays Me Gustas Tu Manu Chao Francesca Hozier Counting Sheep Shakey Graves
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Oh but also, look at this ADHD achievement unlocked
My hand holding a fresh new United States passport
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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My favorite kind of commitment-phobic guy on the apps is “too busy with my 9-5 job and like one hobby”
Carl 36 Just looking for a consistent FWB. Busy with my training (training for an ultra), and other life things but it would be good to have a friend to enjoy the fun things with. If it happens to develop into something more, great, but if not that's ok too.
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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We’ve got a snow pug
A little black pug in a fetching blue hoodie sitting on a big planter ledge that is lightly covered with snow A little black pug wearing a fetching blue hoodie looking at a tree. The grass he’s standing on is peeking out through a light layer of snow.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Ok but dappled dachshunds are pretty good. Look at this guy.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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First snow of the season! Guess we’ll find out soon if Spruce is a snow dog
AccuWeather screenshot showing it is 21 degrees and there will be periods of snow for the next 60 minutes in Denver
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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what
My bio Not here to date. I log on and swipe till there aren't any left so more women can read this: Get off birth control and stop aborting your babies. You, reading this in Denver CO, are likely a very spiritually sick person.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I’d like to pretend the 2025 football season never happened and delude myself with this
A light blue long-sleeved shirt featuring graphics celebrating Kansas’ 1992 Aloha Bowl victory
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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what am I supposed to do with this
Tyler © Don't be dry, your looks can only get you so far. At least have somewhat of a personality. Be engaging. Not interested in materialistic women at all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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“Perpetually on a cut” sir that’s an eating disorder
About me Please don't be too serious Super goofy, pretty dumb. Perpetually on a cut but looking for reasons to go out and have a cheat meal or seven
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A grumpy looking toddler in a series of three Sears-style portraits. Across the portraits are the words “CONGRATS,” “HAPPY FOR YOU,” and “NICE.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Then later we put him on the rocking thingy
A little black pug standing on one of those rocking toys at the park
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Ari, age 6, was like “What would happen if we put Spruce in the baby swing?” So we did an experiment
A little black pug in a bay swing. He has his tongue out.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I simply do not believe King Soopers is completely out of oranges.
We're Sorry We made every effort to find substitutes for the following items. Medium Fresh Navel Oranges- Each - 1 each MEDIUM NAVEL ORANGE
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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THROUGH APRIL 2026?!?!
Mercury affecting self-esteem → Through Tuesday Saturn causing disagreeableness Through April 2026
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It’s kinda giving
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Deleted my most recent wish post because someone covered it! What a weekend! Here’s what the ask was. Our girl is going to Six Flags and doing all the senior year stuff!
Lehiska is a senior graduating in 2026 from Barringer High School in Newark. She is seeking assistance with her senior dues for graduation. The senior dues cover various expenses, including the commencement venue, the speaker, class t-shirts, senior cups, the yearbook, and the cap/gown tassel for graduation. Additionally, the dues include her prom ticket, a ticket for the senior trip to Six Flags, and a Night Cruise ticket. Lehiska has worked very hard despite her circumstances and is proud to be graduating. She hopes to be part of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. $450
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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About me (I wrote this using chat gpt, modern problems require modern solutions) Tech guru by day, globe-trotter by night. I'm always up for an adventure, whether it's exploring ancient ruins or discovering hidden gems in a new city. When I'm not conquering virtual worlds in retro video games, you can find me cheering on my favorite soccer team or getting my adrenaline pumping with combat sports. Let's tag team and create some unforgettable memories together
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Nadia is 17 and has been in the foster system since 2010. She wants a sewing machine! www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
Nadia enjoys spending her time creating new things. She finds joy in bringing her imaginative ideas to life through various crafts. Recently, she's been particularly interested in sewing and has developed a passion for it. Getting her own sewing machine for the holidays would allow her to explore this hobby more fully. With the right tools, she believes she could turn her creative visions into beautiful, tangible items. $377
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Another big-ticket item: Larissa is 14, a trafficking survivor, and an expectant mother. She would like some Birkenstocks to fit in at school. www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
Larissa has had a horrific upbringing. She was recently placed at a group home for expectant mothers due to years of excessive sexual abuse and trafficking. Larissa wants to start fresh in her new home, and she knows she can be a great mom to her little boy! Larissa has always struggled to fit in, a challenge that stems from her childhood trauma. Now, as a freshman in high school, she yearns more than anything to find her place among her peers. She notices that all the girls at school are wearing comfortable Birkenstocks, and she would love to have her own pair, hoping it might help her connect with others and feel more like she belongs. $211
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Someone please get this family a couch www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
Anika is caring for her two nephews while she works to complete her last year of high school. She has done everything she can to keep them out of the foster care system after the sudden passing of her brother. Her most recent accomplishment was securing an apartment that has enough space for all three of them. She is now seeking help to get a new couch for them to enjoy together after long days at school. $396
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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This post really speaks to me
I wanna say "fck this job" every day but it's actually a cool job | just be wanting to lay down
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM