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Sam Lloyd
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my name is up here
the Portland Trail Blazers are 6-1 in their last seven games and were the only team to beat OKC for the first two months of the season before the Thunder started coasting. do those two cherry-picked facts alone mean that the Blazers are a championship contender? yes! certainly!
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
he was pretty good before he won the Oscar but then he decided he wanted to be an action star and then after that he got in deep with the IRS and needed to be in 20 movies a year to avoid going to prison, so yeah, the quality suffered a bit. (although a lot of those were still awesome.)
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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My favorite part of the A Song of Ice and Fire series is when they storm White Castle
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I mean that’s not INaccurate
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
hey at least you also gave up Kispert in the deal
January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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A Black man named Keith Porter was shot and killed by an ICE officer on New Year’s Eve.

Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.

This is not new but it is expanding.
Your reminder that what happened to Renee Nicole Good is something that happens regularly in America. This is not new, but it is an expanded version of militarized people targeting Black people in particular.

From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Rest in power, Renee Good. 💔
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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As a wise poet once said: “Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub”
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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anyway, here is dog
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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umm we already have drafts??
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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[a bunch of text that in no way runs counter to what I’m about to conclude] that being said, I am entering the Draft
January 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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No one should have to float around against their wishes. Please boost Margot and donate to them if possible!
Sorry to keep pushing this but I'm running out of time. Currently at $688 of the $1500 I need to keep my storage units. Im currently unhoused and floating from place to place. Nearly everything I own will be lost if I can't hit my goal. Thank you for the support I've received, it means everything.
Hi Bsky! Restarting a fundraiser to help with survival. My issues with my bank are ongoing and it's not looking like I'm going to have my savings returned to me soon. I may even need to file a lawsuit.

Any help would be so appreciated 🖤

Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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timeline cleanse: everyone please enjoy my favourite chimney stack in the whole of oxford
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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They need supplies if anyone can spare anything
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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me: ooh look! there’s a bird in my bush

Austin Powers: yeah, baby!

me: i mean a bird. in my bush

Austin Powers: shagadelic, baby!

me: you’re not getting it. there’s-

Austin Powers: throw me a frickin bone here

me: you know what ? nvm

Austin Powers: that’s a man, baby

me: what
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow

HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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More information on this missing teen from Mill Creek, WA
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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I did a bunch of Tasks and then tried to learn Godot and have decided instead to indulge myself in Pulp, my true love
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM