Brady Klopfer
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Brady Klopfer
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Senior producer covering the Warriors and SF Giants at SB Nation.
I like to write and cook and unionize.
Free Palestine.
He/Him.
The Warriors pulling off a comeback after Steve Kerr gets ejected would do downright hilarious/horrifying things to the #discourse
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
one of the best things about Reggie Miller is that he's the second or third greatest shooter ever and his broadcast partner can ask, "there's no debate that Steph's the best shooter ever, right?" and he doesn't act at all slighted. One of the only players from that era who doesn't insist he's better
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
did you guys know that basketball players, on average, are taller than other people
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
My favorite part of the Steve Kerr ejection was him trying to bull rush offensive tackle Terry Stotts while trying to get to the QB in the striped shirt
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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This almost made the horrific quality of the Peacock streams tonight worth it
Not Snoop Dogg yelling "you in Inglewood, Steve!" while Steve Kerr goes ballistic on the refs and gets ejected
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Snoop Dogg doing a whole half of commentary in a close game is like Bill Kennedy doing the theatric review announcements: it makes the game objectively less serious and I am 1000000000% here for it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Not Snoop Dogg yelling "you in Inglewood, Steve!" while Steve Kerr goes ballistic on the refs and gets ejected
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I love when a play-by-play person says that a player didn't use a screen because it always sounds so passive-aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
it's just so fascinating to me that we live in an era of almost seamless streaming yet as soon as the NBA tries to stream a game on literally anything it all goes to shit
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
NBA no-stats leaders entering 1/5 games:

0 points: Chris Mañon & Chucky Hepburn (13 mins)
0 rebs: Tyson Etienne (34 mins)
0 assists: Joan Beringer (53 mins)
0 steals: Amir Coffey (169 mins)
0 blocks: Ryan Nembhard (472 mins)
0 O-rebs: Trae Young (280 mins)
0 FTA: Xavier Tillman Sr. (103 mins)
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Kinda funny scene at the Warriors home game. They tend to play Bay Area rappers for timeout entertainment acts ... and between Q1 and Q2 their rapper of choice is .... Damian Lillard.

They are not playing the Blazers.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
NBA no-stats leaders, December 29:

0 points: Joe Ingles (23 mins)
0 rebounds: Tyson Etienne (34 mins)
0 assists: Joan Beringer & Anthony Gill (39 mins)
0 steals: Amir Coffey (169 mins)
0 blocks: Coby White (443 mins)
0 O-rebs: Trae Young (280 mins)
0 FTA: Lindy Waters III (111 mins)
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy holidays does anyone need mushrooms I might have picked too many
December 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Friendly advice to the person running camera ops: maybe pan away from the chorus of white a&m fans in uniform *before* the line in “mo bamba” that has the n word
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remember when Netflix sent out DVDs in the mail, now they plaster Dave Portnoy's face on everything. Tyreke Evans ass career arc.
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
how much NIL money did oklahoma use on 50 cent
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I have the Paul-Joshua fight on one screen out of morbid curiosity, and the CFP game on the other, and went a full minute thinking nothing of 50 Cent being on the TV because my brain just assumed that was the gimmick boxing screen, not the football screen.

what in the world was that
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This OU-Bama game
What's a movie you loved a ton on the first watch but have cooled on substantially as time went on?
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Both of these teams should be playing in the Preparation H Bowl because they’re both extremely close to ass
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My fix to the CFP: the controversially out teams are on standby to replace the controversially in teams, or anyone else who is ass. At the end of the quarter, OU and Bama are both eliminated and replaced by Notre Dame and Texas. Winner advances. Loser is on standby for Miami tomorrow.
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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me, after getting dragged to yet another shitty high school musical:
man what the fuck is wrong with oklahoma
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I love the SEC so much. It's both the clear-cut best conference in football, and fully committed to the bit of sending deeply unserious teams to the CFP.
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
As a lifelong* diehard Texas fan, it brings me no joy seeing Oklahoma have great success

As a human, it brings me great joy seeing Alabama get their ass kicked

*2 years and counting
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hard to sum up the state of the world much better than to say that I feel guilty mourning specifically the loss of one of the great artists of our time because so many other people died in horrific ways this weekend
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM